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Stranger: herro

You: 5 Dorra sucky sucky?

Stranger: prease excuse my accent im chinese

You: Me rub you rong time.

Stranger: OOO u to chinese

Stranger: yes yes heree

Stranger: 5 dora 5 dora

You: I rub you rong tiem!

You: Yeeesss.

Stranger: werr...

Stranger: u purr pants down no

You: I are purr pants down

You: *purr*

Stranger: ohh say roar like godzirra

You: Roo see my pink prubes.

You: I am a rori , like arr dose school girrs

Stranger: ree to

You: Ree shurd haf resbian seks

Stranger: eww glosss ro

Stranger: i on top of you ress

You: Rat, you no want et.

You: Oh dis hot

You: Yaa

Stranger: here 5 dorra

You: I sucky sucky for 5 dorra

Stranger: i on top of ruu

You: Yeeess

You: Is dis some rixty nine?

Stranger: no no i top on ruu

Stranger: u scream in preassure

You: O rite.

You: ya

You: I screem

You: *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

Stranger: oh ress

You: Uhn uhn , das good, ya

Stranger: NO TRALKING!!!!!

You: RAT?

Stranger: Purr right cat

You: I purr.

Stranger: *roof*

You: *mrow*

Stranger: *WOOOOF*

You: WRAT, CHIRESE DON GO WOOF

You: DEY GO ROOF

Stranger: oh no ive been caught

You: That was wonderful.

You: Ha.

Stranger: oh s**t ur american 2!?!?!?!

You: YA, NGGR

Stranger: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Stranger: (take out sword)

You: JENNIFER IS THAT YOU!?

You: WAIT


You: I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!

Stranger: we must fight to the death

You: IS YOU CLOUD?

Stranger: i am captain jack daniels of the east coast

Stranger: jk


You: I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!

Stranger: the south
Stranger: YESS!!!!


You: Don't belive Ondore's lies!

Stranger: who is this jennifer and ondore??? OF which you speak??

You: FINAL FANTASY!?

Stranger: ah


Stranger: BACK TO EPIC FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: (lunge)

You: *DASH*

Stranger: ******** this

You: *TAKES OUT ENOURMOUS KAWAII DESU NEEEE SWORD*

Stranger: (take out gun)

Stranger: (bang)

You: ...

You: Mmmm, what you say?

Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: HEAD SHOT?

Stranger: i shot u trick!!


Stranger: yes

Stranger: YEAHH!!!

You: *Spasm*

Stranger: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: (shoot to end misery)

Stranger: (bang)

You: Blargh.


You: I ded.

Stranger: no more stranger on other side of computer

Stranger: i take ur wallet now

Stranger: O

You: My wallet?

Stranger: 5 dorra

You: Feefteen dorra

Stranger: no no ru dead now

You: Oh


You: But I has

You: Feefteen dorra

Stranger: (bang)

Stranger: (take feefteen dorra)

You: Blargh

You: I ded

Stranger: (do bad things to lifeless body)

You: [ Rape? ]

Stranger: no


Stranger: right on ruu

You: Tuts my berreh.

Stranger: *weenis*

Stranger: lol

Stranger: *c***

You: THROW ME ON THE FLO, PLAY WIT ME SUM MO

Stranger: i am on a 24 hour champange diet


You: You drunk.

Stranger: spilin while im sippin i encourache you to try it

Stranger: im probaly just saying that cuz i dont have to buy it

Stranger: *die of alchohol poisining*

You: Always, I wanna be with you, and makebelieve with you, and live in harmony
harmony oh love~

You: We ded

You: Blargh.

Stranger: (gay voice)BYE WORLD!!!1

You: *strikes a gay pose*

Stranger: *ragedy strikes omegle*

Stranger: later

You: This was fun ,bye!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.