Anton: Aren't I the best brother ever? 8D
Emily: D8 Y-You signed me up for a personal ad?!
Anton: YES! It was well thought out too! You're bound to get some now!
Emily: Eh..
Emily: *is reading the ad*
Ad: Lonely redhead, 33 years old and enjoys romantic walks on the beaches, kittens, gardening and sex. Lots and lots of sex.
Emily: Urgh..
Ad:Looking for life long husband. Preferrably--
Emily: *reads outloud* Preferrably Vampire Hunting, Dark Elves with religous based names. >= / *blushes, is pissed off*
Anton: *off camera* Melanie added that!
Anton: And my wife said it was a bad idea. Pishaw!
The Following Day:
Emily: What the hell?!
Melanie: Oh dear, it seems the ad worked afterall! ^_^ Must have been the romantic stuff I had recommended.
Emily: Or the part where I supposedly like to have lots and lots of sex. >: <
