Jesus titty ******** Christ, I hate condoms! Don't get the wrong about one my age not liking condoms or anything though, I still believe in safe sex. Look at meh back and you'll see my Ortho Evra patch...BIRTH CONTROL BIZNITCHES!
Anyhoo, yeah, back to my hatred of condoms. Those things frickin' smell! Ever notice your boyfriend's...I hope he was your boyfriend anyway...hands smell funny after sex? It is because his Johnson's good friend Jimmy Cap (Tehe, there was a kid in my school whose name was Jimmy Capps). As long as he was pokin' you with his fingers in *cough* certain *cough* places, the smell should come from the blasted condom. God, for a while that nasty latex smell was one I commonly associated with my boyfriend.
Reason numbah two! They are the mortal enemy of natural lube! Condoms are lubricated!?! HOMYGOD! I didn't notice that at all. eek stare The lame excuse for lube that condoms have only last like 2 seconds...two thrusts and it is gone. It is a load of hullabaloo; condoms make sex less of a pleasurable experience than it should be. I don't know about you, but latex + meh lady parts = unnecessary pain.
Tres. They just aren't meant for marathon sex...stop, take a breather, and get back to it again...condoms don't seem to live up to that kind of stuff. That, and if you like more than the quickie, they just aren't reliable. ********, mine ********' ripped from the constant tension being put on it. Being pulled one way and then instantly another makes it weak. Thank goodness for my patch or we would have been ******** big time! I hat them, but I can thank them for one thing...that taught me the wonders of sex without one. As soon as it ripped and I err...yeah...it just felt good...Disregard all I have said about my own experiences. sweatdrop
Um...yeah, that about wraps up my rant on condoms! Wrap it up biznitches! We don't need any more unexpected pregnancies!
stare Don't look at me like that! I found another form of protection...contraceptives!
 blackghost7 · Tue Jan 31, 2006 @ 12:34pm · 2 Comments |
