Everyone!I have shocking news!I...am.....the first vampire to take step on the moon!
*RING RING RING*
FRIEND:Hello?
ME:Hey it's Jasmine!Guess where I am?!
FRIEND:Where?I don't really care.I was taking a nap!
ME:I'm on the moon!I'm the first vampire on the moon!
FRIEND:Yah right.That's hard to believe.Plus,I can hardly here you!
ME:Sorry!I get horrible reception here!
FRIEND:Okay,whatever,bye-
ME:Hello?Hello!Ugh!................................
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The Awesome of The Awesome!
What you are about to read is totally awesome but not really possible to humanity!I will also do a little narrating and add commentary of my own.
This is who I am,
deal with it!
deal with it!