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I was going to do a review on Sailor Moon Stars, but...
This isn't really a review because I know a certain someone will kill me if I spoil this season for her…
(*cough*Lunar*cough*)
Well, first off, let's start by playing a game of What's Trying To Kill Me This Time?
The answer will be revealed at the end.
Moving on, I am this close to going absolutely insane. Why? Because I am a crazy person.
I watched three seasons of Sailor Moon, all in Japanese (that's episode 90-200, or approximately 55 hours of video) … in five days. That means 11 hours, on average, every day. If you take out 8 hours of sleep for each day (sometimes more because, well, dying people need their sleep), you get 5 hours or less of not watching Sailor Moon every day.
So yes. Crazy person. Moving on.
I just finished the last season, so I'll concentrate on that. My favorite episode for the season was number 18 (184 in the overall series). My favorite new character has to be a tie between Seiya and Yaten.
However, we get some new Senshi, and they have some new attacks. Keep in mind that the attacks are in ENGLISH despite the fact that the series is written and the creator speaks JAPANESE. Now, lets go back to third grade and, out of the following three phrases, which one is not following the pattern?
Star Serious Laser!
Star Sensitive Inferno!
Star Gentle Uterus!
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I'm not sure Japan Naoko Takeuchi understands the meaning of the word uterus…
And that's giving her the benefit of the doubt. I mean, Star Gentle Uterus?! WTF? That just comes out of nowhere! Laser and Inferno are "attacking" works so to speak, but as far as I can guess, she needed a last word for an attack, flipped an English dictionary open to a random page, and went with the word that her finger landed on. It's REDICULUS!!
*sigh* Alright, my Rant Machine's all out of steam, so lets just finish the game and get this over with. Every one have their guesses ready? Good!
And the answer is… my annual case of bronchitis!
This little bugger has hit me nearly on the same date every year since I was four.
Every year, it tries very valiantly to close off my lungs and subsequently kill me, but every year it fails.
This year, however, it's changed it's strategy by teaming up with the swine flu.
Yes. I'm having the time of my life. (/sarcasm)
You may think you're a deadly illness, Mr. Piggy Germs, but tougher diseases than you have tried and failed. *laughs manically* … *falls over* … *sleeps for ten hours* … *dreams in Japanese*
 mintcrisp · Sun Nov 01, 2009 @ 04:43am · 1 Comments |
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