Chapter 1: Prologue
Summary: Surprise! I have successfully captured the Twilight characters and I’m interviewing them with YOUR questions. Ask each Twilight character your own personal question, and they will answer you....or else =3
A/N: Everyone here is from Breaking Dawn
Summary: Surprise! I have successfully captured the Twilight characters and I’m interviewing them with YOUR questions. Ask each Twilight character your own personal question, and they will answer you....or else =3
A/N: Everyone here is from Breaking Dawn
Funny Village Idiot’s (FVI’s) POV
All the vampires was starting to wake up from unconsciousness and were wondering why they were tied up...with steel vampire and werewolf proof chains.
“Holy Crap, where are we?” cried Bella.
“Mummy I’m scared...” whimpered Renesmee.
“Hush Renesmee, its ok...I’m here....” Edward tried to comfort her, but realized he couldn’t break open the chains.
“Oh god...please tell me it’s not another deranged fan-girl...” groaned Jasper.
“Guys I can’t see anything...Are the mutts with us? More importantly...did I miss the 4:00 fashion show in Vegas?” said a very alarmed Alice.
Jasper was currently trying to calm everyone down, since all the emotions were giving him a mental breakdown...
Surprisingly Emmett and Rosalie were gagged.
By now the werewolves that were chained on chairs, began to wake up, and look at their dark surroundings.
“Umm...guys...I don’t want to alarm anyone but...Does anyone know where my pants are?” asked Jacob in a panicked way.
“OMG Renesmee cover your eyes...the horror...the horror!” yelled Bella.
“Bella stop overreacting, I don’t think Renesmee can see a lot in this darkness” said Esme.
“My God, I don’t remember a thing? Is it possible for a vampire to get knocked out anyway? wondered Carlisle
“I’m sorry about the inconvenience of bringing you here today, but I’m afraid you guys are going to be here for a while” I said, as I got up from the chair in the corner, with an evil smirk on my face.
“Who are you?!” growled Edward as he tried to break free from the chains, which I only knew he couldn’t break.
“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PANTS” whined Jacob.
Sam growled and attempted to get free but failed, like everyone else; vampire or Werewolf
“First off, the name’s Funny Village idiot….but you can call me FVI”
“Oh great….we got caught by an idiot” muttered Paul.
“HEY…The name doesn’t mean anything….I was having a random attack when I was choosing the name…” I yelled at Paul.
“Umm…FVI?” whispered Jacob.
“What Jake?” I snarled.
“Where are my pants exactly? I don’t exactly feel comfortable being tied up, no pants on, OR having to be placed between Bella and Alice” he blushed.
“Well…Someone had to help me carry your heavy bodies here soooo… I called over a friend to help…She’s gonna be here for a while…I guess you can call her a special guest?”
Mirai Veggie suddenly walked into my super secret talk show room *cough cough* my Dad’s really big garden shed in the backyard *cough cough* holding Jacob’s pants.
“SO THAT’S WHERE MY PANTS WENT” cried Jacob.
“Noo… those aren’t your pants Jakey” smiled Mirai Veggie as she hid them behind her back.
“Oh come on…”
“Look I’ll give em back if you give me a kiss” she grinned.
“You annoying fan-girl just give him his pants back…he’s getting annoying” yelled a very pissed off Edward.
“I’m late for the fashion show OMG NOOOOO” yelled out a very hysterical Alice as she struggled to get out the door.
Jasper started to cry as the overload of emotions gave him a mental breakdown.
Seth tried to transform but I stopped him just in time before he did.
“Seth I don’t think that’s a good idea”
“Why not?”
“Well if you transform, you’ll still be trapped there…then when you transform back, well… no difference it’s just you won’t have any clothes on”
Seth turned very pale indeed.
“Ok look, when will you let us out?” said Sam.
“Oh about a month or 2...” I mumbled under my breath.
“A MONTH OR 2? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND LADY?” yelled Edward.
“YOU EXPECT US TO STAY HERE A MONTH WITHOUT LETTING US OUT AT LEAST? AND TELL THIS ANNOYING THING TO STOP POKING ME…” shouted Jacob.
I looked at him and realized that Mirai Veggie was indeed poking him over, and over, and over.
“Mirai Veggie? Back off…”
Mirai Veggie sighed, and winked at Jake before going to sit on a chair in the corner.
“look people, I’m gonna let you guys out to hunt and on walks, and feed ya…”
“Feed us and let us out on walks? What are we? Puppies? Wait don’t answer that…” said Leah with a surprised look on her face.
“I’ll let you out if you behave ok..Don’t even think about running away or attacking me from behind…you don’t know what I’m capable of” I said with a red glint in my eye.
“Uhhh…” they all said with a terrified look on their face.
“Ok now I’m going to let my watchers ask you questions about anything they want, like how it feels to be a vampire, or werewolf, or whatever…” I explained.
They had shock written all over their face.
“YOU KNOW??” hissed Bella.
“Duuh everyone in the whole damn world knows…It’s all in Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.
“What’s a Twilight?” asked Seth.
I slapped my face with my palm.
“Forget it…Just answer the questions the people send you, and I might let you out for good behavior.”
“Fine..When does this questioning start?” they all asked, except Rosalie and Emmett who were still gagged. I went over and ungagged them.
“HAHAHAHAHAA!” laughed Emmett.
“Do you guys know how funny you were?”
I growled.
Emmett shut up for a sec, but he gave back a goofy smile.
Rosalie hissed at me, but didn’t say anything.
“Since no one’s objecting…Let the questions begin” I giggled.
