I AM ASHAMED.
Ok, so not really.
My good friend Carlos and I are going to write fanfiction.
But not just any fanfiction.
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs fanfiction.
Carlos and I are going to seduce Flint.
The mayor is going to rape Officer Earle's son, Cal.
And that weird guy with the beard is going to train Cal in the ways of the Samurai.
Cal will exact his revenge & save the town.
Sam Sparks will fall for Chicken Brent.
IT'S PERFECT.