**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
**Hello?**
**Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?**
**No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.**
**Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with =ommy,**
**Right now..**
**Brief Pause.**
**Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.**
**Okay, Daddy. Just a minute.**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**
**I did it, Daddy.**
**And what happened, honey?**
**Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!**
**Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?**
**He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.**
*****Long pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says,**
**Swimming pool? .........**
**Is this 486-5731?**
**No, I think you have the wrong number.......**
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My journal will be set on "Random." One day I'll post something that I think might be funny and the another day I'll post something that maybe serious. It will all depend on my mood at the time.
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