Hey!
Its is exactly 12:47 am on the 24th of December and that means that it is CHRISTMAS EVE! Can you believe it! I can't. This means there is less than two days until I leave to go to Vancouver.
I am going to Vancouver for Christmas and New Years to see my friends and my absolutly crazy family. No joke. They seriously are crazy. These ain't your average people. My dad's side of the family is ...pecular.
Take my Aunt and my Uncle. They are not normal I tell you.
My Aunt has thing for the holidays. She loves to decorate. I don't mean decorating as in "oh lets put tinsel on the christmas tree" but as in each room has to have it owns...theme.
For example: The main living room where the christmas tree is decorated with fake christmas tree's and fake little present decorations all over the place. Then there is the Master Living room. That is themed for Snowmen and Snowwoman. Just picture Frosty the Snowman and his wife plastered all over this huge room with fake snow and the windows sprayed with that fake frost. Unnatural.
My Uncle on the other hand is kinda looking normal by now. He isn't really into the whole decoarting thing. BUT! He is the all time Martha Stewart fan. Sure the food he cooks is great and all , but everything that is made in that house comes from a Martha Stewart cook book. He has pretty much everything on her, biographies, jokes, cook books. Don't think my Uncle is a little sap, but he is pretty macho, he is head of the police department. But he still is a p***y for loving Martha Stewart. I mean he LOVES her.
My NANA is going to be there this year. She is the craziest of them all. I will describe her in the simplest way possible.
Casino.Drink.Gamble.Drink.Flirt.Drink. Flirt.Casino.Drink.Sex Stories.Gamble. Gamble. Gamble. Drink.Drink. More Sex Stories. Drink. Flirt.Bug family for not partying more. Party. Drink.PArty. Casino. Party . Party. Party.( Just to let you all know, this woman is 89 years old and she acts like she is 20.)
As you can see, my Dad's side of the family is pretty NUTS! Nuts doesnt even describe them.
My brother is going to spend New Years Eve with his girlfreind down there. I bet you anything he's going to get laid.
Meanwhile I will be with my Dad and my Auntie helene(A different aunt than above) who just refuses to die. I mean seriously. She has had 7 heart attacks, 18 lung infections, fallen down the stairs to many times to count, been ran over by Semi-Truck(came out with not even a bruise on her) and has to carry an oxygen tank all over the place with her. And she what....87 years old. I think.. she could be older for all I know.
The rest of my Christmas holidays is going to be just creepily insane.
After re-reading about all of the above, my family, well I guess at the end of something like this I'm supposed to say that I have come to concluded that they are pretty much like a normal regular family, well frankly my thoughts have stayed the same. My dad's side of the family........no words to explain the oddness that comes from them.
I hope shaun enjoys his sex on New Years.
And that concludes PART ONE OF MY CHRISTMAS EVE.
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