You plus me equals knives and blood I shall hunt you to the ends of the Earth and roast your carcass over perdition's flames"
"I shall kill you at night, rip your head off and sell it on Ebay!"
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
"Satan said my way of killing was too gory, wanna find out why?"
"No one ignores me and LIVES!"
"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried
The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept
People are boring. They are only amusing if you push them down many flights of stairs
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
Cheese will rule do not deny the truth
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
OK, so, there's this thing called retarded-ness, and, me and my girls... we've gone pro.
Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.
Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right when he lied and told them there was no candy left. (haha, I love this one.)
 kattychick429 · Mon Jun 01, 2009 @ 06:15am · 1 Comments |
