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((This was what that was born from a conversation between 2 bored G/D D/G (?) fans (ie Mystic Lord Asellus and SashaFey) ))
((Author notes in double brackets :3))
((The coversation went on till something like this smile )
Now just to sit back, relax, and wait for Mona to take action
either her or the rabid BL fangirls *coughs* X3;;;
((And that was where everything went... crazy :3 ))
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Deen and Gimpi: Achoo!
Gimpi: *rubs nose*....someone's talking about us...
Deen: *rolls eyes* you actually believe that mumbo jumbo?
Gimpi: The last time this happens, we got auctioned off....
Deen:....*looks around quickly* as long as Mona isn't here I think we're safe...
Gimpi: yeah right. I'm starting to think she has some sort of tracking device in her head on us
Deen: NOW who's being paranoid?
Gimpi: Better be safe than sorry. I better go hide first. *speeds off*
Deen: Hey! Mr Paranoid!... Great. Now what is this sudden chill that I'm feeling?
Mona: *creeping from a corner* Oh Deeeeeeeennn-chaaannnn~ heart heart
Deen: *sweating* A-ck! sorry Mona I got uh...homework to do so cya! *tries to run but Mona grabs the back of his collar*
Mona: *in charm mode* You are going to help your sweet little Mona-chan right? *blows a kiss* heart
Deen: *Damn you, Gee Boi Turbo!* III I'm late for class! *Damn Mona and her Death Grip (tm)! *
Gimpi: *setting up Mona wards at his current hiding place*
Deen: *sweating* Er bu-bu-bu-but I got projects an hw to do!! ehehe you know how the professor hates half-done stuff..
Mona: *puts face close to Deen's* Come on it'lll be funnnn besides I know you'd LOVE the idea especially since it involves Gimpi~ heart remember I borrowed your notes and you had his name ALL OVER the sides of the paper?
((XD what happened? game over or sucky final prize?))
Side note: O.o I got a captcha that said "blushed 157,000-square" :3
((Save point, save and continue? X3))
Gimpi: *looking out of Mona Telescope (tm) from his hiding place* O.o from this direction, it looks like they are kissing o.O twisted Looks like some great blackmail material twisted *whips out camera and starts taking pictures*
(( gonk where is this heading.....Oh no... ))
Deen: *Whimpers* Someone help me please... .
((ah..I just continued XD when I got that and maybe this helps gimpi realize he likes Deen when he sees Mona and Deen that close? XD))
Gimpi: *as he takes pictures can help but feel weird seeing Mona and Deen that close*
~*~
Mona: *grins evilly* help me and I won't tell Gimpi you're crushing on him~
Deen: I I I I I just- Gimpi is just a friend!!! I I I- Argh! GImpi!!!! SAVE ME!!!! crying
(And should I mention that you are the one crushing me? You've very heavy for a girl.... crying )
((A quick question, G/D or D/G ? :3 ))
((hmmm maybe D/G, since Deen knows he likes Gimpi but Gimpi isn't sure if he likes deen))
Mona: *tightening her grip and waves said notes in front of Deen's face* tell that to the notes with Gimpi's name all over it Deen. twisted
Deen: *panics* It's, it's the notes that Gimpi asked me to lend him!! The name's there so I can remember!!
Mona: *sweat drop* ...Can't you think of a better excuse?
((Maybe Mona will get Deen to squish Gimpi? Squishy~ :3 ))
Deen: *sweats* really!!
Mona: Uh huh I reaallly believe you now come on I'm going to let you in on my plan and if this works, you'll get Gimpi by the end of the day and I'll get enough gold for new plushies! *mutters* and new spy equiptment
Deen: WHAT!?
Mona: *looks cutely at Deen* nothing! heart
((XD maybe))
Deen: I am not going along with this plan. I am not going along with this plan. I am not going along with this plan. I am not going along-
Mona: Right. And a bit of this, and a bit of that, and-
Deen: I am not going along with this plan. I am not going along with this plan. I am not going along with this plan. I am not going along-
Somewhere at Gimpi's hiding place
Gimpi: What are they doing? *shudders* I think I better move off to someplace... safer...
Gimpi: *suddenly hears Deen yells and looks through the telescope and ses Deen's face entirely red* ....I don't even WANT to know what Mona's up to...
~*~*
Deen: YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT!?
Moan: *huffs* you just need to cross dress a little!!!
Deen: I AM NOT WEARING A GIRL'S OUTFIT!!
Mona:....you were naked when that Rina girl found you
Deen: *blushing furiously*
Gimpi: *looks through telescope* *twitches* Just how much gaia cash does Mona needs this time... *twitches*
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Mona: There, the hottest fashion of the year! The gothic lolita dress!
Deen: *jaw drops and roll about on the floor*
Mona: *whistles as she adjusts the headpiece* Its too bad I couldn't get one of those kottan bells...the hat would've been PERFECT!
Deen: *groans and tugs on the dress* tell me again WHY I'm dressed like this?
Mona: All part of my plan!! If you got auctioned off NOW just think of how many ppl would want you like this!!
Deen: *sweats as he comes out of the room and sees a few of the students oogling at him* this can't be good... crying Gimpiiiii where are youuu.....
Gimpi: *alarm bells going off, panics* They are coming in this direction! *glups* Where can I escape to next!!!
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Deen: crying This ... thing is very breezy at the bottom crying (Though it is a good thing that Mona isn't having her camera around...)
Mona: *Grins wickedly* (Well, this bow-with-a-hidden-video-camera is befinately worth it~) Now, where is that Gimpi hiding? *Grins wider*
Gimpi: *panics as the alarms get louder* Uh shoot...*sees an opened window and quickly flies out just as Deen and Mona come in* that was close...although...Deen did look kinda cute in-*slaps himself* what the hell am I think!?
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Mona: *snaps fingers* Dammit! I could've sworn he was here!!
Deen: *a sudden breeze comes in making him hold down the skirt* Monaaa!! when can i get OUT of this thing!
Gimpi: Though he does look as though he is sufocating because of that- What is that, is that a corset!? O.o
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Mona: Hm, there must be somewhere that he would always go to.
Deen: Monaaaaa! This... this thing is so- *Another breeze passes" AHHHHHH! Indecent!!!!
Mona: Though Gimpi in this dress would be quite cute too~ heart
Deen: Monaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *It turns out that the weather is getting breezer and breezer with each moment, as Deen attempts to keep his skirt down*
((Apparently, I'm better at writting humour than romance :Sweat: Opps... ))
Mona: *snickering* Oh come on Deen this is going to be all worth it in the end!! Ooo might wanna hold down your skirt I think its starting to show your underwear
Deen: *blushing furiously* MONA!!!! and why did you make me wear a corset!! I can't BREATH in this thing!!
Mona: to make you have a girlier figure!! and by the stares its working!
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Gimpi: *sees the stares and twitches*
Deen: Butbutbut Gimpi's the one with the girlier figure! *twists fingers hoping to be able to get out of this.. .thing soon, or else die from the lack of oxygen* He looks better in a dress!
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Somewhere out there, Gimpi: *violent twitch*
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Mona: (So, misery loves company indeed)
Deen : (Somehow, I don't think my plan is working..... )
Mona: Hmm well that may be true but...
Deen: But?
Mona: *pulls out a recent poll* Apparently the other students seem to see Gimpi as more....dominant then you sooo that's why you're in the dress!!!
Deen:....wasn't it because you found me first!? and more dominant for what exactly!?
((hmm maybe scratch the D/G XD it may end up being G/D))
Deen: Gimpiiiii~ Save meeeeeeee~
Mona: And the Rescue the princess method never fails heart
Deen: *is currently all bound up and hanging from the top of the academy*
(( twisted This is fun :3 ))
Deen: Mona!! I'm not a girl or a princess!!
Mona: *huffs* with that attitude of course your not!
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Gimpi: *sitting on the other rooftop watching* Should I save him and risk getting caught or leave Deen to Mona...>>;;; hmm..
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Mona: *taps foot* dammit what's taking him so long!?
Deen: Maybe he went back to the dorms?
Mona: *grumbls* somehow I dobut it,..hmm there is always the JEALOUSLY angle..
((http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/elfqueen1268/RandomStuff/gaiaonline/Barton_Olympics_Page_9.jpg <-----this works XDDDD))
Gimpi: To go or not to go, that is the question. *sweatdrop* Well, I did warn him, it's his fault for hanging around for so long.
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Mona: So: (Hm, where did I put the number of that centuar guy?)
Deen: *Struggling* (Things to note: Never get tied up by Mona, her tying skills are-)
Mona: *pulls out a slip of paper* Here we go!! and he owes me a favor so this'll do!!
Deen: *stops struggling when he hears Mona's evil laughter* crying Gimmppiii!!!!
Mona: Now, *takes out cell phone*
Suddenly, a flurry white ball zoomed in from afar, knocking Mona's cell phone off her hands. The white ball of fluff dropped onto the rooftop, and bounced off. It kind of resembled a-
Mona: My cell phone!!!
At this moment, a pair of black wings grew out from the sides of Mona's head, a symbol of her heritage as a devil imp. She dived down from her current location, catching both her cell phone, and the object that knocked it off. It... It was a small, tiny angel impy (in the author's desperate attempt to differentiate between the imps and the ... tiny impys), with it's eyes going in swirls and stars flying about due to the impact. And a huge bump growing out of it's head. Mona glared at the direction it came from, but no one is in her line of sight.
Mona: Damn you!
Leaving behind her still struggling prisoner hanging down from the academy's rooftop, she sped off, cursing whoever that nearly made her lose her "it's costs a fricking 9000 gaia cash!!!!" cellphone.
Meanwhile...
Gimpi: *peeks over the edge of the rooftop for any signs of Mona* Phew all clear...*smirks* you comfy in that Deen-chaaaan?
Deen: *stops struggling and glares* Stop staring and help me outta here before she gets back!!
Gimpi: *snickers* yeah don't you look comfy in that Deen-chan?
Deen: Stop it already!!!! I- Wait a minute, what was that you threw!?
Gimpi: :3
Deen: *grows paler* You... You sacrified my pet!?!
Gimpi: Ah, the weather is quite today isn't it?
Deen: YOU!!! *lurges forward, but found himself still bound up*
Gimpi: *snips rope attaching Deen to rooftop. Deen drops down... x floors* People nowadays, they have no gratitude.
Deen: Damn you Gimpi!!! *echoes*
Gimpi: I guess I better get going before Mona returns?
Deen: *Still falling* I'll make sure that you'll regret it!!!!
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In the meantime, Mona is busy bashing up some poor soul over the head with a very familiar ball of fluff. Said poor soul was unfortunate enough to get into her path....
((sorry crying i didn't know how to make it romantic crying I guess I'm better at humour....))
(( Like I said I love humor calls for all sorts of awkward/funny moments XD besides your idea of Gimpi sacrificing Deen's poor pet was hilarious!!))
Gimpi: *catches Deen* I could just let you drop down
Deen: Damn you!! when I get out of here- I can't believed you sacrificed MY pet!!!
Gimpi: *yawns* yeah yeah lets get you out of these ropes *cuts most of the ropes away but keeps Deen's arms and legs bound*
Deen: *glowering at Gimpi* my poor pet....
((Gimpi: Hmm, maybe I should try BBQing (sacrifice) Deen's impy to ward off Mona. It might work. Deen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!))
Mona: SQUEEE~
At this moment, Mona returned from her side trip, after bashing up a poor passerby with ... Deen's beloved (?) pet. Seeing the "Perfect picture for all BL fangirls", she inadvertly let out a ... very loud squeee. This caused 2 floating imps engaged in a somewhat questionable activity to look up and gulp. One immediatly let go of the person he is holding, and zoomed off immediately, narrowing avoided a R-rated event scene, as visual novel fans would call it. The other, still bound up, dropped like a stone. At least for some distance. Then he realised something.
Deen: Hey, I can actually fly~
*Cut!*
Ok, let's restart this scene.
Deen: *Eyes wide in fear* Nooooo Monaaaaaaaaaa!!! Wait, that's my-
Seeing a familiar limp body in Mona's hands, with said limp body being gripped by it's tiny tail-
Deen: My IMPY!!!!
A pair of white wings shot out of his head, (Why the head.... Doesn't it give them headaches, with the wings pulling the head up only?) and charged towards Mona.
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Gimpi: This is one messed up movie... sweatdrop But I better find a better hiding place first.... *sneaks off*
Mona: *sees Deen still tied up a bit and about to tackle her and quickly throws impy away from her* HEY GIMPI THINK FAST!!
Gimpi: *turns aorund* huh wha-!? *gets a face full of impy and catches it in his hands* What the...Deen's impy ...uh oh...*looks up and sees Deen about to tackle him*
Deen: Impy!! GImpi give me back my pet!! *tackles GImpi back onto the roof*
Mona: *grinning as the camera is rolling* hmm...I wonder if the jealousy card will still play...
Gimpi: Er, Mona was the one who trashed up you-
Deen: You're the one who threw it first!!!! I hate you!!!
And with that, Gimpi got whacked several times by a, by now, very familiar white fluff, wielded in a very familiar fashion too.
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Mona: *wince* That hurts....
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Poor impy....
*That said by the one who "trashed up" the imp in the first place... tsk....*
Mona: *flies up and pokes a twitching Gimpi* Hey Gimp-kun you alright...
Gimpi: you tell me...is it normal to see flying balls of puffs dancing around your head?
Mona: *sweating* Deen really let you have it didn't he?
Gimpi: *groans* ya think!?
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Deen: *hugging Impy, ignoring that he's still in a dress* stupid Gimpi...how dare he pick on my poor impy...Mona's mean too...OW! *suddenly bumps into someone and looks up* Ivan! (the blue centaur from the comic since he didn't have a name)
Ivan: *raises and eyebrow* Deen...why are you in a dress??
Deen: That aside first, LOOK AT WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING TO MY SWEET LITTLE IMPY!!!
Ivan: *sweatdrop* Is that edible?
*side note: Someone has read the rejected olypmics manga too much sweatdrop *
Deen: Ivan!!!
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Mona: Seems like I can come use telepathy to summon people~ It can definatly save a lot on the phonebill~
Well, Mona seemed ot have dragged the @.@ eyed Gimpi to the doctor's office, a easy task of someone used to carrying bags of suspicious packages (read: gold) through and fro.
Mona: Well, I do have one more set of the frilly dresses left, and the doctor's not in. Hm~ heart
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A few moments later
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Doctor: *coming back to the office after a break* O.o Monaaaaaaaa!!!! What are you doing!!!!!
Said doctor is later seen at the rooftop, which was where the drama had taken place earlier, muttering, "The pink.. Oh no... My poor eyes.. .The pink...." for several hours.
Gimpi: *groans* urgh...what happened and *stares at Mona* what the hell do you think you're doing with that dress?
Mona: *coughs* N-Nothing!!! Ehehe * tosses back into the closest behind the white doctor coats* how you feeling?
Gimpi: Like I got wailed on by a few hundred pounds of fluff
Mona: Well Deen did give it to you for throwing his pet
Gimpi: I'm sure...and where is Deen anyway?
Mona: *shrugs and smiles mischivous* Dunno he kinda stormed off while I was taking you back here
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Deen: *sitting on Ivan's back pouting* Mona hid my uniform and I don't want to go back to looking like this...
Deen: (Though I'm not sure why I'm telling this to a half naked centuar sweatdrop )
Ivan: Well, I can-
At this moment, someone in a white doctor's coat rushed by, screaming "ARGH!!! MY EYES!!!!"
Both: *sweatdrop*
Ivan: *cough* Well, I can go and help you find something to wear. (What the heck is that O.o)
Deen: Whee:3 *Glomps Ivan* You've the best, Ivan! I'll be at my dorm then!
With that, Deen sped off back into the comfort of his dorm, hoping that no one else sees him in this.... humiliating, breath stealing, FRILLY, outfit.
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Gimpi: Though why does everything seem so... pink?
Mona: (Thank goodness his eyesight is temperary by that fluffy bashing. Though Deen was right, he looks quite cute in a dress :heart~) Well, I got to be going off now, take care heart ~
Unknow to a still confused Gimpi, Mona the "blackmailer" might had left, but a particular devil impy had appeared in her place, stalking and gathering videos in her stead.
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In the meantime
Lassie (Ivan's girlfriend, pardon the poor naming skills :sweat): Say! Who is that girl you have been sweet talking!
Ivan: *Confused* Girl? What girl?
Lassie: Don't lie! I just saw you two just now, and you were there, grinning like an idiot!
Ivan: Lassie, I-
Lassie: So, you don't love me anymore!
Ivan: No, I-
Lassie: Take this!
((XD you gotta love misinterpretations))
Ivan: *seeing stars from Lassie's back kick*
Lassie: Hmph!! that'll teach you you two timer!!
Ivan: Lassie!! that was a girl remember that angel imp boy I was partnered with during the rejected olympics?
Lassie: He was a cutie...but what about him? *gasps* don't tell me your-
Ivan: N-NO!! That was just him!! some reason he was in dress and I ran into him
Lassie: Uh huh...
Ivan: Look just help me find some clothes for him alright?
Lassie: Yeah yeah right behind you...*watches Ivan walk ahead before pulling out a phone* Mona? Its lassie dunno if the jealous thing is gonna work but I did have fun kicking Ivan in the head
Gimpi: *walking back to his dorm albeit dazed and sees the other students staring at him*
Gimpi: This just isn't my day.... *groan*
So the poor imp made his way back to his dorm room, hoping to take a break from the day's events. Correction: He tried to. With stars flying through and fro his vision, it was hard making his way back. Together with white balls of fluff occasionally flying by, and black fluffs popping in and out of his sight. Hehehehe-ing. Great. So other than hallucinating, he is hearing things now. If only this day can end soon.
He soon arrived at a very familiar room. Or perhaps not too soon. It had taken quite some time to wade through those bushes, that pond, the.. .the sea of fluffy stuff, and the elsatic bands with flying stones. Mental note to stuff: Deen's "Balls Fluffs of Fury" is something to watch out for. Ignoring the murmuring around him, he opened the door, and entered the room, dropping dead onto the bed, hoping that a good rest would clear his vision.
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And with the "the", guess which room he got int-
Deen: Gimp- AHHHHHH!!!! MY IMPY!!!!
Gimpi: *groans* too loud...let me sleep...
Deen: Argh!! Gimpi you're on my impy!!!
Gimpi: *rolls over letting impy hobble out from under him and into Deen's arms*
Deen: what are you doing here!? Your dorm is on the other side of the school!!
Gimpi: Too tired...head hurts gunna stay here...
~*~*
Mona: *looking at her screen with the view of Deen's room* *grins* now THIS is getting good..
Deen: Oi! Shoo! You're- gonk Why is my poor impy and my poor bed-
And now my clothes gonk Where on gaia had Gimpi been going gonk This would take ages to wash off crying
Wait. twisted These are Mona's clothes... idea
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Mona: *Nose bleeds* What is Deen trying to do!
Lassie: *drools*
Ivan: My butt- Oh my eyes! My poor eyes!
Lassie & Mona: SHhhhhhh!! it's getting good!!
Ivan: don't you think this is a little wrong?
Lassie & Mona: no
~*~*~
Deen: There you should be safe here impy *puts his pet on the bookshelf* now...*manages to take off his dress* urgh finally I can breathe...hmm *looks over a snoozing Gimpi totally knocked out
Ivan: *shudders* (If she isn't so fierce, I might be able to get a more "sane" girlfriend... Opps, did I say that aloud?)
A flying kick landed Ivan at the other end of the school...
So today isn't a good day for students to be wandering about school, please stay in your dorms and attend your lectures online. Thank you.
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Deen: twisted twisted twisted Well, you were the one who got my pet totally trashed up, so I can't let you off that easily, can I? twisted twisted twisted *Insert ebil laughter*
((Oh Deen, welcome to the dark side heart ~ A message from Mona, sponsered by Th3 D4rK S1D3 ))
*Throws in some generic HOT yaoi scene, which got rejected by gaia's moderators crying Aww...*
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Mona: *holding hands to cover a bloody nose* I think...I have enough material...
Lassie: *nods* you are SO sending me a copy...
Mona: Uh huh...but who knew Deen had such a side to him?
Lassie: Well...whenever his pet impy is in danger it brings out the worse in him?
Lassie & Mona: *suddenly gets an evil idea for later adventures*
~*~*
Gimpi: *groans* why do I hurt....?
((XDD three guesses why!!))
Deen: heart ~
Gimpi: You again! That's too much trouble for a day... Get out!
Gimpi used Super Kick! It is super effective. Super Kick sent enemy Deen flying off~
Gimpi: Ouch... I hurt in places that don't exist...
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Is this even my room- Gack! Wh-what is this!!! *faints*
((Got to be away for a long time crying But a least a fic was.. born :3 Though it got cracked up, cencored, trashed by BALLS OF FURY (tm Deen), blackmailed, kick, etc sweatdrop This is fun :3 ))
 SashaFey · Wed May 27, 2009 @ 03:28pm · 1 Comments |
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