Message in a bottle collection:
You've found The Real fallenangel100's message in a Verizon Bottle:
what should i do i have a friend who is mad at me then everyone else turns them aganst me what should i do?
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Allow your young brain to develop more in order to realize that this is all a fleeting snippet of a false reality and that life doesn't actually revolve around friendships, just business & networking.
You've found Saraclya Aranel's message in a Verizon Bottle:
Do you believe that free will and predestination can coexist?
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
No. That's a dichotomy you speak of and both concepts exist to try to negate the other. That's like asking if a Christain can be an atheist. >_> Maybe this can happen in the mind of a schizophrenic.
You've found Devil of Spades's message in a Verizon Bottle:
Hi!! what is your favorite animal??
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
The mandrill. It's the most colorful mammal and the largest monkey. Thought to be vicious but actually shy and not as confrontational as portrayed, it's uber intelligent and mysterious.
You've found driftking885's message in a Verizon Bottle:
What is the worst movie you ever saw?What is the best movie you ever saw?What is your favorite anime?Who is your favorite superstar?What is your favorite brand of shoes?
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Worst movie is a tie between every film that has made me cringe all the way through due to one travesty after another an only ends witih amputation or some other such bodily harm. That's all.
You've found Redwinged Rogue's message in a Verizon Bottle:
Does anyone need prayer for anything? (You can take this seriously if you want, because I'm being serious as well.) P.S, God loves you.
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Pray that I don't have another psychotic episode due to smoking pot. @____@
You've found DreamNeko's message in a Verizon Bottle:
What's the most embarassing thing you've ever done?
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Continue to answer these message in a Verzion bottle questions.
You've found Yira Heerai's message in a Verizon Bottle:
Hitsuyaga was totally a pimp in a previous life, y/n?
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Obviously you love to gossip about fictional animated characters with online strangers because all the popular girls irl won't include you in their circle to gossip. For shame.
You've found Jessiicah_101's message in a Verizon Bottle:
Whats the craziest thing you have ever done?
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Staged my own death to collect the insurance money. I took a special drug to get my heart rate down and put me in a coma. Then my friend dug me up and we went to Vegas and got married. He's a tranny.
You've found Sweet tinkerbell01's message in a Verizon Bottle:
What is your favourite colour?
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
I'm color blind But I like shades of gray, both literally and figuratively! XD...>___>
So does Billy Joel.
You've found emoskatermuffin's message in a Verizon Bottle:
HI IF U DNT KNO ME IM EMOSKATERMUFFINON GAIA IF U GET THIS PLEASE PM ME ASAP!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Please learn to type the Queen's English. ASAP.
You've found jujuhehehe's message in a Verizon Bottle:
What is your favorite song?
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Anything that has jazz, blues, sex and drugs infused as well as a subtle light folk influence. Portishead, Billy Joel, Joanna Newsom, and Engelbert Humperdinck are all time faves.Song? Magic Doors.
You've found MusicxAngel08's message in a Verizon Bottle:
lot of stuff
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
...is certainly not contained within your cranium. If you had the luxury of attending grammar school you would realize that you haven't presented a question, but merely a fragment.
You've found pimpin_sesshoumaru's message in a Verizon Bottle:
who loves paintball XD and its 7:00 in the morning here Dx
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Being that I'm in the military and I have shot real weapons, I don't need to fallback on fantasy war games in order to satisfy my urge to destroy or secure my manhood. Time here: Snipe idiots o'clock.
You've found beautycamille26's message in a Verizon Bottle:
what is your favorite color??
(unfortunately the comment I made disappeared so I managed to eke this from memory smile
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Color is a concept enjoyed by those with properly functioning cones which distinguish color and high spatial acuity. My central fovea is populated by malfunctioning cones/absent systems.
You've found chocolate venom's message in a Verizon Bottle:
what is your opinion on twilight?do you think that people are overreacting to much or they have the right to scream there heads off at someone from twilight?
(another one that didn't save properly >_> This is a test of my faltering memory DX)
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Being proud of my critical skills I decided to give Twilight a chance. Upon seeing the movie, since I have no patience to read (ADHD), I developed a disgust for the fans, not the BLAND but tolerable story.
You've found Delf_clone's message in a Verizon Bottle:
If you were to kill someone, how would you attempt it?
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
I wouldn't attempt. I would accomplish.
You've found I lOvE mEh KiTTy_777's message in a Verizon Bottle:
What Kind of person do u think I am??? and plz be Honest!!!!
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
How the hell should I know? Obviously your not very bright if you think I can get good impression of you by examining your pixels. And I can tell that English isn't your first language.
You've found Winterwoowoo's message in a Verizon Bottle:
Has God painted the sky as bright shining lava where you are? That's what the sunsets look like here. *o*
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
There is no god and pollution has painted the sky unnatural colors because people are disgusting vermin.
You've found dragon quest's message in a Verizon Bottle:
if a hermit cat gets all bloody, is it called a catagory? (cat a gory)
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
If a smart person makes a stupid joke does that make them an oxymoron? XD
You've found InfamousGeek's, message in a Verizon Bottle:
red pants?
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Someone's menstruating?
You've found zukul555's, message in a Verizon Bottle:
yo wahts up meat me in somg
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
I dun und3s7and ulolomg wut? @_____@
You've found Bunnyluv159's, message in a bottle:
when life gives you lemons throw them back and demand something better!
Captain Covetous Longing replied:
Like mutated lemons with fangs and ravenous appetites?
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