The Gay Hobo
By Sandra and Poller Jeans
By Sandra and Poller Jeans
Please do not read the following if you
-think it may be inappropriate
-unfunny
-mean to homos
One day, I was walking down the street. I was walking to the bus stop. On my way there I got jumped by a hobo. So I started to sing. After a few minutes the hobo came up and started singing, too. I said, "Um...Dude, WTF." He said, "Shut up, you little homo boy." Then he kicked me, pissed on me, thenhe took off my shoes cut my toes, and ran away with my shoes. So I started to cry, but I had piss in my eyes so it hurt. So ,to take the pain away, I drank the piss. Then I started sucking the blood from my toes and tried cleaning them off with vodka. But I forgot about the cuts for a minute and I screamed because it stung. I limped home as fast as I could and took a shower to wash off all the piss, but when I got out of the shower, butt naked, the hobo was there staring at me like twisted I thought he was gonna pull a Michael Jackson, but he said, "Here, you forgot this." and pissed all over my bathroom floor. I pulled the shower door shut, grabbed the shampoo bottle and squeezed shampoo into his eyes. Then I grabbed a vodka bottle (i was drinking in the shower) and smashed it on his head and threw him out of a window.
But then he came back and started singing and he pulled out a barbie doll and told me to make a barbie house for him. I pulled out my little sister's but he said he wanted me to make one. So i did but then he said he wanted my little sister's. He grabbed the Barbie and skipped to the front yard and started singing. When he came back he asked if I could take him to the beach. I said NO, but then he started screaming. So i had to. i took him to the beach, then said "wait here, im gonna go to the bathroom, so i walked over to the bathroom, and then ran for it.But when stopped at the bathroom and turned around I couldn't see him. When I turned towards the bathroom. There he was.....
To be continued...
