Jace: god this computer is running like a dog
Jace: unless it is a lame dog or missing several limbs, dogs usually run pretty fast
h0ax: I wouldn't want to race one
Jace: god this computer is running like an elephant
Jace: hope they run slow
h0ax: memory is working well then?
mole: elephants are pretty fast
ReKTeK: they can run faster than humans razz
h0ax: why dont you say a turtle or something
h0ax: turtles are KNOWN for being slow
Jace: god this computer is running like a TURTLE FINE HA
h0ax: but then.. it did beat the hare..
Jace: god this computer is running like a hare
h0ax: no, they're fast, usually. except against turtles.
mole-inc: god this computer is running like a crippled ant.
Jace: god this computer is running like a turtle unless competing against a hare in which case the computer is running like a hare
h0ax: you know you could just say it's running slow.
Jace: oh yeh
Jace: could do that... i guess...
Snakeman^Engineer: Do I sense some hatred towards Windows Vista originating from your direction?
Chrysalid^Revenge: Oh no, not at all
* Chrysalid^Revenge stands up in a medieval recitation pose
Chrysalid^Revenge: "OS X for the Mac users, pretentious in their coffee shops
Chrysalid^Revenge: Gentoo for the nerd-lords in their mother's basement
Chrysalid^Revenge: XP for the everyday user, bound to muck around with bloody settings and registry values they should damn well leave alone
Chrysalid^Revenge: Then Vista from the Dark Lord behind his desk
Chrysalid^Revenge: In the Microsoft office, where crappy programming is performed
Chrysalid^Revenge: One OS to eat your RAM, One OS to spy on your digital media
Chrysalid^Revenge: One OS to screw them all, and in frustration bind them
Chrysalid^Revenge: In the Microsoft office, where crappy programming is performed"
Sectoid^Authopsy: Whoa!
LIQuid: my mom is convinced that i need milk
LIQuid: yeah well i tell her that i dont need to be artifically breast feed by genetically altered and enhanced cows
LIQuid: all she says "dont make me get your father"
Deke: your dad is going to breastfeed you?
Tre`: I have no girl
Tre`: to give me sex
Tre`: all I have
Tre`: is binary and hex
Kortney: Well, you know, if you're wearing heathen sandals then I have an obligation to save their soles.
Be1ial: remember the old arcade games that had a message from the president about saying no to drugs?
Krizkor: haha yeah.
Krizkor: because of that blue screen before mortal kombat, i stayed off drugs.
Krizkor: but unfortunately, i began pulling people's spines out.
FrmShft:i got annoyed at myspace today for trying to tell me about fantastic new job opportunities in my area, which happened to be a zipcode off
FrmShft:thinking to short out its idiot-circuits, i told it i was interested in "prostitution" in kansas
FrmShft:i cried when it came back with 12 different listings for "web designer"
(@Dreki) I just realized something.
(@Dreki) A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right?
(@Dreki) 9/11=0.8181818181=HAHAHAHA.
+HoCkster: I got an official warning from my bank
+HoCkster: I usually pay my rent as "Columbian Drug Money", they never objected
+HoCkster: but then I forgot my mates cell phone number,
+HoCkster: we were both doing internet banking at the same time right
+HoCkster: so I give him a 1 cent payment going "What's your number"
+HoCkster: and we start having this whole conversation
+HoCkster: it was like webchat
+HoCkster: so like 87 payments later, the bank rings me up and were like
+HoCkster: "have you thought of getting MSN?"
And my absolute favorite...
ruide: hey chris, stop ******** cybering and let me show you something
cyph33r: what
cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
ruide: haha
cyph33r: what did you want to show me
ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
ruide: bubblegal_14
cyph33r: wtf
cyph33r: omg ******** you you ******** p***k
ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight a*****e
cyph33r: YOU ARE A ******** f*****t YOU KNOW THAT
cyph33r: I ******** HATE YOU
ruide: chrisharker: i've never done this before, am i doing it right?
cyph33r: ******** OFF YOU ******** a*****e
 Valixrae · Fri Apr 24, 2009 @ 09:11am · 0 Comments |
