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Okayokay xD So I was going through my room, looking for things to sell in a garage sale. And I came across something from my speech class. xD We had to make some product blahblahblah pretty much a commercial! 8D I HAVE to show you guys. I'll just type it now!!! xD So lame but LOL


P1: Holy cheese cakes! A zombie! *screams*
P2: What? I'm not a zombie!
P1: Then why do you look so DEAD?
P2: I'm sooo tired and out of energy! Rahh...
P1: Oh, then you should use "ZOMBIE GONE!" *takes out bottle* It gives you a burst of energy and makes you look ALIVE! Yay! It only costs $5.99! I repeat, $10! Buy it now before you actually become a zombie!
P2: Wow! Wait, I don't have any money!
P1: Well, good luck getting some! You really need it! And so do you! *points to audience* "Zombie Gone" is not available at any store! So call 1-800-555-ZBGO! Buy now! Call now and receive your very own tooth brush free! This product is not considered for anyone. Side effects include; Internal bleeding, kidney failure, and in many cases DEATH. Call now! It's only four payments of $16.99!
P2: I still don't have any money! *falls down dead then gets up and attacks P1 while making zombie noises*
P1: Oh meh-gahhh-! *dies*