alright, so there's the husband downstairs and he's crying. his wife comes downstairs and asked what was wrong. "what's wrong?" then he said "well u know how ur dad gave me that talk before we got married?" "yea." "he said 'if i broke ur heart i he would send me 2 jail 4 10years!" (he wuz a police officer) and so she said "yes" now she started crying because she can't believe he remembers this. "what brought this up?" she asked. and then he said "i'd be gettin' out today." ha!
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