First, add "I'm a/an"
What color/kind of socks are you wearing? [] Red = loud [] Green = stupid [] None = freaky [] Fuzzy = gorgeous [] Yellow = innocent [] Purple = a little too happy [] Black = emo [] Stripes = funny [] Gray = skanky [] Pink = preppy [] Light blue = sweaty [x] Other = hot [] White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing? []Shorts = cutie []Skirt/skort = skank []Corduroy = f*****t homosexual []Tight jeans = scene kid []Ripped jeans = emo []Cammo = cage fighter []Jeans = prep []Pajamas = pimp []Cargo = clown []Sweats = athlete []Boxers = brat []Booty shorts = female []Capris = Gangster []Nothing = hoe []Dickies = weirdo []Bikini bottoms = tiki girl [x]Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color? []Auburn = that every one wants to make out with []Blonde = with a broken heart []Black = with a sexy smile []Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend []Red = that likes to have fun []Brown = who loves to be different [x]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes []Bald = with herpes []Other = with a nice a**
Pick the month you were born on: []1 = who ate []2 = who banged []3 = who killed []4 = who needed []5 = who killed []6 = who smoked with []7 = who shot []8 = who ran shirtless with []9 = who stabbed horribly by []10 = who cuddled with []11 = who slept with [x]12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on: []01 = the kool-aid man []02 = a dog []03 = a shoe []04 = a toothbrush []05 = Santa Claus []06 = The Trojan man []07 = Barny the dinosaur []08 = a prostitute []09 = a porn star []10 = a bag of weed []11 = a lover []12 = a glass of milk []13 = a horse []14 = a lesbian []15 = a stripper []16 = a pickle []17 = a jew [x]18 = a homo []19 = an orange []20 = a d***o []21 = a homeless guy []22 = a whore []23 = my crush []24 = an easter egg []25 = a jar of honey []26 = a condom []27 = a bowl of cereal []28 = a french fry []29 = your dealer []30 = Paris Hilton []31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing []White = because I love marijuana [X]Black = because im sexy as hell []Pink = Because the lil people told me to []Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs []Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous []Polka Dots = because I hate my life []Purple = because I'm gay []Gray = because I got dared []Other = because that's how I roll []Green = because I'm good in bed []Orange = because I smoke crack []Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose []Brown = because I had to []Shirtless = because I've got abs []Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick c**t
Im a hot sex addict with sexy eyes who ran naked with a homo Because Im sexy as hell. xD
ii A D D I E S A U R ii · Thu Mar 26, 2009 @ 03:29pm · 2 Comments |