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It's not a want of drugs, it's a want of personal freedom.
RAPE ME...........sorry.
A-heeeeem. As CEO of the 'Beat up the Office Max Guy', I figured it was my duty to describe to you what you're getting yourself into. The average day goes a little bit like this.
At 11ish, because we're homeless y'know, can't afford clocks, we shall wait out back of a Sears. When they throw out the biggest fridge box, we shall steal it. Then when another homeless guy named Winski attempts to steal it from us, we will kick his crutches away from him and run screaming: "AHHHH ITS WIIINNNNSSSSKKKKKIIIIII!!!!!" wahmbulance
Then we will go to Office Max and convince the guy running the place to come out. From there we shall beat the Office Max guy up, mostly by bludgenoning him with the box. After stealing his wallet, and a pair of scissors, we go inside and resume to cut our box into flat panels. Then we shall laminate the box, so when it rains it won't get soggy and stuff.
Then after buying a roll of PINK duct tape with the Office Max guy's money, we will tape the box together and make a run for it to the bridge. We will live in the box until the zombies attack. Then we will simply shove off shore and paddle away, laughing at them....
That's just my day job.
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