Kivu: So there was this farmer, who had three daughters, who, incidentally were all going to go on their first dates that night. Now, this farmer was always very protective of his daughters so he decided to meet the three suitors at the door with his shotgun.
The first guy came and started,
"Hi I'm Joe,
I'm here for flo,
we're gonna go see the show,
is she ready to go?"
The farmer looked the guy over and thought he looked ok, so off the couple went.
The second guy came and said
"Hi I'm Eddie,
I'm here for Betty,
we're going out for spaghetti,
is she ready?"
The farmer thought this guy looked ok too, so those two left too.
The third guy rang the doorbell and as the farmer opened the door he said,
"Hi I'm Chuck." and the farmer shot him.
Uaii: XD blahahahahahaha
 Sarpe_Drac · Sun Feb 15, 2009 @ 06:23pm · 2 Comments |
