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hmmm......so.....hi. how art thou? splendid! o ur mom died? sorry to hear that..... wait. she really didn't die? well who's funeral is this? this isn't a funeral? what the hell is this then? is it a bris? thats kind of like a funeral..... for a guy...who's a jew......do i need to explain? oi vey.....well you see they (psst psst psst) and then they (psst psst psst) yeh really. I KNOW! man that sucks. and then they get an infection...ouch. so is this a bris? no? then what is it? is it a......barmisfah? for a girl? a boy? am i even close here? a hermaphadite? can't go wrong there.....its not a barmisfah then? then what the hell is it??? hmmmm....... i see flowers like you would see at a funeral....ballons as if for a birthday party.....but in dark colors. ummm....some white, lots of red....and it is really dark in here with red lights that strangly make the darkness.....darker. ? whats going on? o man. i hear enticing music that makes me want to maosh all night long.... o wait wait wait! i have it now! its a wedding! right right? riiiiiiiiiiiiggght? cuz there is this girl in a crazy dress carrying flowers and- o its not? but there is people dancing all over....and some people are beating the s**t out of each other... holy cow! there is live music! how did i miss them?! ummm...is that a guy or a girl singing? s/he could pass for both in both voice and looks like that one guy from that german band.....do they play at weddings? i bet they would. they seem like just the band to play at a wedding....i give up...where the hell am I? a what? a mouse spit? huh? posh mit? maosh pit? what the hell it that? its a what? hmmm....O.O oooooooo....that explains the people beating on each other. that looks like fun. ooooeeeeeeeshhhhhht that looks like that hurts. ={ what is that smell...its...sickly sweet....pot mayb? hey pass me that! fine be that way, don't share. it'll make its way around. hey im hungry. who has some food? o you ate it all? you PIG! GAHHH! *punch* hehe i knocked you out like a whimpy girl....you are a girl? really? woah. i thought u were a dude. no i didn't see those. well...uhh...well. they're very nice. o JESUS! thats very nice too. hey ummm i....gotta go now....because i have very...important....business to attend to...over there in that corner....where nobody is occupying the space at the moment. no i don't want your number. but I'll take his...cuz i don't swing that way babe sorry. o he is? well thats disappointing. no i still don't want yours. mine? i uhh....forgot it. i lost it yeh thats it, i lost mine and thats y i need his so i can have a phone number again. biggrin i don't care if he is! one look at me and he won't be anymore! whatever....I'll get it myself. hey sexy whats your number? 419-555-**** thanks man call me! hehe....awww crap! its a fake one DX. im leaving this dump! no i don't want yours and you can't have mine! goodbye and i hope i never see you again! *slam door*





hows that for random blackie?