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twilight.
a series and now a "hit, box-office smashing movie" about vampires.
specifically a vampire romance talk2hand
ugh
rolleyes
this book is sooooo stupid as a movie.
the book itself is fine
but I've read much better books.
and seen a helluva lot better movies.
but what do i hate more than twilight:the movie? .....well besides certain people......
the people who are now reading the damn books because of the movie. and those who do not SHUT THE ******** UP ABOUT IT!!!!
i get it, you liked the movie.
but i gotta tell ya, its dumb. just the vampires themselves.
first off, the vampires sparkle in the sun....wtf?
vampires are not supposed to sparkle...at all, sure there might be a brief moment of sparkling just before they burst into flames and die.
that is what vampires do.
also the fact that the "Cullens" vampires drink animal blood is not a new concept.
have you heard of the movie "The Little Vampire"? yeh. all the vampires drink animal blood. and it was made in like the 90's.
o and then, here's the kicker, sorry for spoilers, do not read past this if you love twilight and haven't read new moon yet.


and then at the beginning of new moon Edward LEAVES Bella, and it is apparently for no reason. so now that makes it one boring a** book for like the first whole half. then we find out that Jacob Black is apparently a werewolf, and Bella goes through with some dejavu s**t. >W< I find that Bella is kind of fickle and a b***h. She doesn't give poor mike a chance (which is who she should probably be with so she can live a normal freaking life for once) and then she goes and leads Jacob on. then when she is just about to kiss him, she takes off to be with edward. I'd say let the guy who abandoned you die you stupid moron!!! If he really loved you then he wouldn't have left or else he would've taken you with him! GOD DAMMIT!




GAH!
Vampires used to be like the coolest monsters in movies and now....
they are the gayest (for a lack of a better word).
people could deal if it was just animal blood (with the occasional slip up) but the sparkling s**t?
no
absolutly not.
I am sorry Ms. Meyers.
you just gave vampires a very bad name.
nobody likes a *fairy* vampire, even if they could kick your a**.

but to end on a positive note:
the only cool vampires were: James, Victoria, and the Volturi.
they drink human blood. pure and simple