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My cousin requested I should post some stuff I said last year. Stuff I said usually more than once.

"Um, Not really."
"Suure, why not?"
"I love you, *insert name*."
"Oooh, I get it now!"
"Damn, that's hot."
"When you squeal, it turns me on..."
"No s**t, Sherlock."
"Blow me."
"******** you!"
"Um...I've never actually done this before."
"I'm sure you'd slap me if I grabbed YOUR a**!"
"Oh, that's right."
"God, I miss her so much."
"Mmm...you like that, don't you?"
"I'm really sorry..."
"*****, please!"
"This is just wrong."
"Go to Hell!"
"Promise me you won't tell anyone what happened..."
"Whatever, *****."
"How does that turn you on? Seriously...?"
"Oh please, don't stop..."
"What was all that about!?"
"Nyet!"
"Nocturnal emissions! I can't stop laughing!"
"Heheh, you said emancipation."
"I seriously need to masturbate before I go insane."
"I can't shake the pain off. No matter how bad it hurts."
"Why?"
"What? What are fish boxers?"
"Why the hell am I still horny?!"
"How do you KILL fish boxers?"
"I'll be back in a few. I have some...business to take care of."
"What are you, retarded?"
"Ugh. Don't remind me."
"Yep, I regret that."
"Ugh, that tastes nasty!"
"It's like a drug."
"You just don't get it, do you?"
"Damnit. I give up."
"You're in for a world of suck!"
"Nice. Everything you touch turns to suck!"
"Jeez, I said I was sorry."
"Here. It's from my own personal stash."
"Ah, I get it. It has caffeine. No wonder it's so addicting."
"Purple speedo? Das gay."
"Doppelganger!"
"I am NOT gay!"
"Yeah, I put Bengay in his deodorant. It was freakin' hilarious."
'You die, butcher!"
"Damn son, you jus' got owned."
"I'm so paranoid..."
"You old skag."
"I have SUCH an urge to pick up that phone and dial a number."
"Give me my phone, Ken! I swear I'll kill you!"
"Wow...she thinks I sound sexy."
"Promotions!"
"What's wrong with me saying GORGEOUS?" ;D

And I've said other stuff. Yay.