That's just two or three sentences I JUST came up with in my Status.
Damn, I might be good enough to write some decent sex stories...
But I'd never do that. A few reasons.
1. I get writer's block easily.
2. Seems a little degrading. I do enough degrading in different ways as it is...That didn't make sense, did it?
3. It would probably suck. That's my low self-esteem talking.
4. People might start to look at me in a different way.
5. You'd have to pay me a lot of gold, yo.
6. It could drive people away from me.
7. I do enough cybering as it is. Now I gotta write stories?
Haha. I'm kidding about that last one. Yeah, it's been a while. It wouldn't have been a while if it weren't for some cockblockers out there. *growls in anger*
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Nuh.
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