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Prequel

2. What's the dealio, bro?
1. Damn nyuikka, I thought you was at your GIRLFRIEND Mary's house.
2. she's not my girlfriend, dammit.
1. Izzat so?
2. yez it IZZ We're just friends...with benefits.
1. You're kidding, right?
2. -sighs- yes, yes I am
2. she went to one of her friend's house for a sleepover
1. That blows.
2. sure does. I need a girlfriend soon, i get so lonely sometimes!
1. I know how ya feel buddy, I really do...
2. you have a girl...um...who is it?
1. Say what?
2. fine, you should get this one. Who is your current girlfriend? Your current lover, perhaps?
1. I told you already...didn't I?
2. no, no, no you did not! you didn't tell your cousin who you usually tell almost everything to
1. Wait...why do I do that again?
2. cause you be needing advice from an expert. And it seems I always have to help you out...which I do. Every time.
1. ...and I thank you for that. Really. Altho the jokester thing changing stuff with me and you-know-who seems like it was all a waste.
2. which you f***ed up, I believe.
1. I know, I know. That was wrong of me. I hid the fact that there was another girl that I actually had feelings for.
2. and then you LIED to i-know-who saying it wasn't for another person!
1. -.- I did...
2. wait. and you said you wanted to keep your new relationship a secret for a while, right?
1. How the hell did you know that?
2. you...told me.
1. I did?
2. yeah dude, you were totally forked up that day, you frickin pill popper.
1. Oh right! A word of advice for YOU: Don't take two pills of codeine in one day. You will trip your balls off.
2. so you didn't tell me
1. Tell you what?
2. um...
2. why your special "bond" is a secret.
2. .
1. I wanted to hide it from you-know-who.
2. but...she already knows.
1. True, she does.
2. so why you still keepin' it a secret?
1. I'm not. Wait...I am?
2. you give NO hints on who it is on your profiles or jornal entries!
1. That's...true. I didn't realize that.
2. dude, that brings up bad things!
1. Uh...meaning?
2. meaning one or more guys could hit on her not knowing she's not single.
1. Oh yes, that kinda stuff...
2. straight up pisses you off?
1. ...yeah.
2. yep, i know you too well. every girl in the past you fight so hard for and want to kill the first guy that makes a small move towards her. izznt that right?
1. Indeed...
1. Wait...what are you saying?
1. Confused. Advice?
2. ugh, doy.
2. Look. The only person you were hiding your new girl from was you-know-who...i think. Right?
1. Uh huh...that's right.
2. buT YKW already knows!
1. True...
2. so there's no point in hiding who your current girl is anymore, am I right?
1. You just wanna know so bad, don't ya?
1. but that is true, I don't see any need.
2. so...you gonna post something new on your profile/journal entries about your new girl?
1. Well, I don't see any NEED in showing who she is and that she's taken.
2. WELL if you don't want guys hitting on her, you should.
2. don't cha think?
1. True, very true. But I can't just put it all out there, you know?
2. no?
1. I mean, I have to tell her first if it's alright.
2. ah, I get it.
1. Yeah...
2. so do it. ASAP. it'll stop the guys. and if it doesn't, just stop them, in a totally necessary way...
1. Kill them?
2. NOO!
2. your mom is right. You're gonna end up a serial killer. You've already got the mind of one
1. yeah...maybe...
2. bang he goes
1. Eh...
2. What?
1. i'm just a bit edgy/jumpy tonight...


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