Author: iheartnumberthirteen
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THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH ANSEMS IN THE WORLD.Full Name (including any titles): Roxas, Emii/Emmi/Emmy, Mr. Axel, Mr. MacGyver, Mr. Demyx, and Miss DiZ (no you are NOT reading me wrong).
Full Species(es): Brainicus Breaktasticus
Hair Color (include adjectives): I... think it's all canon. Oh, and she copied Emmy's description by a character she saw on a video game's box, but she forgot the game's name. Smooth. But, I've forgotten that description. By this time, I've forgotten mere descriptions of characters, because I'm having to sop up brain goop!
Eye Color (include adjectives): Well, you know, I don't think it's ever said. Huh.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: None that I know of. Well, the Sue has bipolar hair.
Special Possessions (if any): Definitely not Keyblades! And, Axel wields fire? Demyx wields water? HUH?! What's up with that?!
Origin: A thirteen-year-old closeted fanbrat who puts in just enough slash to show she's a fangirl but not enough to make 'em have healing buttsecks. lovemaking. Give her a couple years.
Connections To Canon Characters: There... is one?
Special Abilities: The ability to break brains. Seriously..
Other Annoying Traits: Everything. No, seriously. EVERYTHING.
I Say/Notes: SHE HASN'T EVEN PLAYED THE GAME! I KID YOU NOT! She just thinks Roxas is hot! And... the netspeak! Oh, God, the netspeak! But. Fine. I'll say something nice. I'm trying here. ::twitches:: The paragraphing isn't bad. She knows, for the most part I believe, to start a new line when a new person speaks. But, that's the only redeeming quality. And it hurt me to give this fic a redeeming quality. Really. I think a piece of my soul died.
Notice ^^
I don't know if anyone noticed, but we have a new rating system: The *drums* Ansem Rating Sytem.
Here's a sample:
All of these will be used from now on also ^^
