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I'm putting this here to prove Jeff wrong.

Remember Verbal? Well he wasn't the only gerbal I made up.

Ok mom was going to buy furnature and against my better judgement I went with her. So here we are at the furnature store and I voiced my oppionions and she said "Well your oppinion doesn't matter." I got severly frusterated.

Eventually we leave the store. So it's raining on the ride home and there's nothing to talk about. So I, being the strong willed person I am, continued to voice my oppionin. But this time when "Your oppionin doesn't count." came along I had a rebuttle.

"Well Bob thinks so too!"

"And who's Bob?"

"Bob is my imaginary gerbal friend. He's blue with three eyes and has dark blue spotts on top of his regular blue fur. He also floats and has a gas problem so that he farts while he walks." Mom looked at me taken aback.

"I'm sending you to a mental hospital." She said totally taken aback. I laughed.

"And I didn't even tell you about Jean." She took the time to look at me before looking back at the road.

"Do I want to know?"

"Jean is green with five eyes and is the size of a small calf. She's also real but invisable. She has a light green belly and is fast enough to keep up with any car, barring nascar." Mom shook her head. "Now about that couch."

"Your oppion still doesn't count."

"No but I speak for Bob who speakes for Jean and their oppions count cause they scare you."

And that is the story of how Bob and Jean came to be. Bob likes to stay at my buss drivers house every now and then and Jean has befriended my dog and they play together at night. (It's the only way I can explain the dog barking at 2 am that no one argues with me about)

In conclusion. I DON'T NEED MEDICINE WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP SAYING THAT!!! (Oh but we do... we doooo my preshus!) NO! I got rid of you! (You can never get rid of me!) NO!