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St.Nick
Friend:so what did u do in christmas

Hillbilly:Onthe first day of christmas santa came to me sking me for help he was burning up *singing*

Friend: oh my god. did u at least throw beer to stop the fire?

Hilbilly: That would would be a bad waste of beer

Freind: How about water

Hillbilly:we dont drink that crap here

Friend: then what did u do?

Hillbilly:peeped on him