Ello there mateys! If you have eyes, you have seen my new child, Nina. She's a scorpio and a rat, for those zodiac oriented ones, but I bet some of you are wondering how she got here. For your entertainment and information, here are three scenarios, but only one is the true one. Can you figure out which?
1. Drunken Escapades
About 9 months ago, I got lonely, went to a bar, and had a few drinks. I ended up doing bad kareoke, and going home with some guy named Mike. Long story short, I did him. I left his house around 4 am, and Niki found me stumbling around and took me home. I woke up with a hangover and a fetus.
2. Desperate Adoption
About 7 months ago, I was lonely. I realized thast my life was incomplete. Seeing how I couldn't find a man to fill that void, I decided to adopt a baby. I went to the agency, and they hooked me up with a young lady named Esther, who was sixteen, pregnant, and didn't want to be a mom. She explained that she had been date raped by a dude from her school named Billiam. S, we signed the adoption papers and waited. And now, I have Nina!
3. Immaculate Conception
About 9 months ago, God got bored and decided to pull the "immaculate conception" prank again, just to see if the poor girl he impregnated could get anyone to believe her. (BTW God, they didn't.) Out of a random lottery, I was chosen.
Here are all of your relationships to her.
Mother: Lilly or Esther
Father: Mike, Billiam, or God
Aunts: Niki, Claire, Abi, Emma, and Helana
Uncles: Nick, Matty, Nod, Josiah
Grandomther: Deborah
Grandfather: Chandan
Great Grandparents: Patricia, Chandra,and Frank
Godmothers: Niki, Abi, Claire, Emma, Helana, Cat, Kat, Kate, Amanda, Sami, Haley, Celia, Anna, Angel, and Pumpkin
Godfathers: Nick, Matty, Nod, Josiah, and Ryer
So there you have it. Oh, and if I die, it's a fight to the death between all of you mentioned above for custody of Nina. Toodles!
musicalstrawberry609 Community Member 
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