Caffeinated fluff (yes fluff)
Odd to the wonderful
Flavored goodness of
Forever drooling drones
Energized to work
Efficiently beyond McDonalds expectations
An army of addicted zombies
Who without coffee would never realize
One foot from their flesh eating
Raging mouths
Lunging at trees instead of
Digging into people feet from them
Warriors would cry
In their sleep, only realizing that one cup would never come
The grim reaper
Himself, being unable to work, would pawn his job
Onto the energizer bunny, the only
Un-caffeinated non-addict in human/bunny history
Thus the world would be thrown into chaos
Coffee is societies
Only way of creating
Fantasy worlds so expansive that
Frodos journey to mount doom would seem a joke
Even star wars fans would marvel at the recent upgrade
Of the force fx lightsaber to the 2007 model brought to you by
Hailed coffee addicts
Gorging themselves on donuts to add the last
Ounce of detail to the already
Detail filled Halo 3!
Never again will we live without
Our noble Master Chief and the adventure to retrieve the arc!!!
If it wasn’t for coffee!!!
 Esara Kudo · Mon Nov 10, 2008 @ 05:06pm · 0 Comments |
