Another conversation.Between one of my friends who is now mr.mental,and me,who is now Devil Child.So yeah,it's about valentines day."What's with valentines day?" "It's supposed to be a day of love." "Oh really?Well let's see.It's the day in which some jerk or b***h that gives a gift for sex.It's like,'Here's some candy,sleep with me.Here's some jewelery,sleep with me." "Ok what do you have to complain Cupid?" "Oh.There's a naked baby,flying around shooting people with an arrow in the a**,and all of a sudden we're supossed to fall in love.Screw that.I beat the ******** till he's down on the ground.Then I'd grab his bow and arrows,but first put clothes on him,then shoot in the head like 24 times...With the same arrow.Fwoosh one arrow.Fwoosh 12 arrows,and i guarantee that cherub will never bother you again,but i just fell like shooting him for fun anyway." "Wow.You,no wonder your called devil child."
So now you know my opinion of this holiday.
VALENTINES DAY IS THE DAY FOR PROSTITUTION!AND YOU DON'T GET IN TROUBLE!
-Devil Child
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Mrs.Claus doesn't trust me with razor blades anymore...Can you get me new one?...it's all I want for Christmas...
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Mrs.Claus doesn't trust me with razor blades anymore...Can you get me new one?...it's all I want for Christmas...
yeah i'm keepin this signature D=<