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You know what?I'm tired of the phrase,"oh yeah i f****d your mom last night."Like the worse thing you can face is someone saying they ******** your mom last night.SCREW THAT!I would say"well that's too bad.while you were to busy ******** old ladies like the f***in desperate perv you are,I was gouging your mom's eyes out,with a razor,sold her blind a** to the chinese mafia who stuffed fire ants,termites and scorpions in her eye sockets and mouth,and they recorded it for internet broadcasting.If that don't work,say"I carved my name into your mom's neck while she was having oral sex with the family dog,shot her in the head with an arrow 12 times,with the same arrow,then carved the 666 sign into her fore head,burned her and the house down while you were f***ing old ladies you desperate perv."
And if tries to make a come back,say"You have to be mental to make come backs like these."
-Me(aka Mr.Mental)