For several months now, I have noticed that people are getting dumber and dumber when it comes to this so-called vampire series called Twilight. At first I was intrigued. But then I learned that it's really not what it's cracked up to be.
Twilight is Twilight. Nothing new, nothing old and certainly nothing special. It never changes. It's all the same. I haven't read the books; don't need to, don't want to. I am ashamed for actual vampire novels because ******** up Meyer is some stupid b***h who hasn't a ******** clue what a vampire is.
Vampires are creatures of the night, with fangs, pale skin and have the ability to draw blood from their victims, become vampire bats and sleep in coffins, etc. Let me sum up the crappy Twilight here.
Basically, Twilight consists of "vampires" that have been mutilated by Meyer. Sparkles being vomited in their faces, their fangs ripped out of their heads and were given the ability to sexually reproduce when they are DEAD!!! ******** DEAD, PEOPLE! When the ******** was the last time you saw a zombie or a vampire ******** some stupid girl and then pops out a live baby? Huh?! You tell me.
And let us not forget one important factor, that this typical boo-hoo piece of s**t teenager who's what, 17? Gets pregnant by one of the sparkling, fangless "vampire" and then what? Gets eaten by her fetus or something stupid like that? Or becomes a vampire herself?
No, let's not call even them vampires because Meyer ******** up the traits of the vampire. They do not deserve the title vampire. They are scum. And do not tell me that vampires are cliche, children.
I honestly haven't a clue what this stupid woman was thinking when she first created Twilight. Must have been high or something. I'm still amazed people read her garbage.
And how do I know all this crap? I picked up information from spamming topics of Twilight.
And now, I'm done. Not that it matters, but I had to get this off my mind. So let the ******** up fangirls enjoy their sparkly, fangless and craptacular ******** twats.
 x Dark Moon Starsong x · Mon Oct 13, 2008 @ 06:58am · 1 Comments |
