Note: This is the Avatar talking, not the person behind the Avatar...although they seem to be the same thing if you put it in context X_x;;
And welcome to; Interviews! Today we have a special Guest with us today! -Mistress_Umbra-! How are you doing Umbra?
"That's Mistress! And I'm fine...
Uhm...yeah..right...
"What was that?"
Anyways! Now, Mistress...why did you become a mistress in the first place?
"Born into it. Mom was and still kinda' is one and I'm one in training. Got my own pet and everything. But I hope to get more experience in the whole ordeal and get better"
That's good. So who's the lucky one that belongs to you?
"I prefer to keep that under wraps at the moment...he's a happy and VERY lucky one though, Jack!"
My name aint Jack..
"It is now..."
-cough-Well, what about your age?
"Young in body, old at mind. I'm still a baby and a sweet heart. Ask my friends. I'm the motherly sort as well as the young auntie. But I'll still play a good game of foot ball!"
And what about your race?"
"A troll. Pure blooded and proud! Not one of those ugly stereotypical hiding under a bridge troll, yeah I'm weak against crap, but I'm durable and strong!"
"Troll you say? What's it like being a troll?"
"Bout the same as being human. It has it's perks, but bleh..can't complain.
"About your arms...are you from the future or was it an accident?"
"I made these babies all on my own! Enhance my strength as well as having a solar cannon in it! Years to get them and well worth the hard work!"
Very true! How about you style. Care to give us some pointers?
"Jack...what the ********? What style? I just match? Red and black go. Purple and black go. Anything goes with black pretty well, but I got a bit of a surprise for my gang out there. Might go green, even pink if I get the chance!"
Sounds...Non-Troll-ish
"You're being a big pain in my a**, Jack. Breaking my balls here..."
"you're a male?
-slams head on desk and growls- "sure..why not!? males have it easy anyways!" -sarcasm-
We gotta wrap this up lady, anything else ya wanna say?
"Not really, wait...yes, GO TEAM VENTURE!"
...what?
......shut the ******** up and get me a soda b***h..."
"What?! No!"
-glares darkly- "NOW!"
Alright all! That's it for today! I gotta go get the Miss here a drink before she beats me!
"OI! MISTRESS!" -whap-
-cries- Sorry Mistress!!"
 -Mistress_Umbra- · Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 12:12am · 1 Comments |
