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When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. idea

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.


: If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. rofl

: I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. mrgreen

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas idea

: The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. pirate

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. rofl

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

: They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free! heart heart heart

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ninja

75 Ways to eat and Order Pizza



1.Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."





6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.
7.look the pizza and think the rest

: 8. eat sleep eat sleeep.
10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

: 12. Stutter on the letter "p."
13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
: 14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

15. Change your accent every three seconds.
: 16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

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