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The definition of a "WTF moment" is to leave you saying "WTF" after reading this. So I was thinking; every so often people go missing in the southern part of the United States.....states like Louisiana and Mississippi. Sometimes their bodies show up and sometimes they don't...half the time the people went swimming and got eaten by alagators!! 3nodding ......so my question to you is:
Say some missing person was eaten by an alagator....they are now absorbed into the alagator and become one with it....and then later that month that same alagator got hit by one of those huge big-rigs that all mini-cooper drivers are terrified of....and as usual someone in the south picks up the road kill and serves it up for Mardi Gras in New Orleans (this is the tradition in the south...pick up some free road kill...season it....and sell it overpriced to tourists.....it's good so long as you don't ask what it is!! 3nodding ). So if you eat the alagator that's already eaten someone else......DOES THAT MAKE YOU A CANNIBAL???....Because technically the person the alagator ate was broken down into little tiny particles and made the alagator fat.....so this is where you come in......
If you eat an animal that's already eaten another human, are you a cannibal?
a) yes, since the alagator ate someone and now you've eaten them too!! 3nodding
b) no, that's just stupid...it's like in math where a negative times a negative is a possitive....that person was already eaten....so there's no way to be a cannibal if they're eaten again. stressed
c) it depends on how good the alagator tastes! blaugh
7) whoa!!! does that make me a zombie??? eek
d)all of the above! 4laugh
no alagators where harmed in the making of this moment; this moment was not meant to cause offense, injury, spasms, or yoga instructors to visit your house at three a.m.; if you are on any drugs what so ever please vote 7 right away and save everyone the trouble; inform your doctor if you do have yoga instructors visiting your house late at night or symptoms of restless leg syndrom, for these could be signs of a serious legal or medical problem.
Thank You for Participating in Another WTF Moment!!! And Good night!!
 Yura875 · Fri Sep 12, 2008 @ 03:33am · 0 Comments |
