My first post in my journal is dedicated to my Shmexy list. This list is composed of some of the best people on Gaia, you do have to be special to be on it. Why? Because I'm the Viking b***h from Hell.
So far, here are the current shmexy people. Not very many of them, eh?
The Surgeon's Shmexy List:
Shmexy guys:
Counterattack- For his list. domokun And that he gave me a G-corp shirt!!! heart
Xiahou Dun- For being the Shmexiest mod on Gaia. heart
Master_Muse- For being a shmexy real goth. I lurv you for that. heart domokun heart
Zhu-Sama- For just being shmexy. I'll be your fan girl if you be mine. wink
MyLivingEulogy- For helping me destroy the faces of evil, and worshipping me at the same time. ninja
Jaimy_NL- You is just a sexy b***h. domokun
Dark]Calibur- For helping us on our rating thread and listening to our advice for so long. We love you. heart
Cak-because he is.
Samael no Oni- His Avatar is the sex.
Shmexy girls:
Auliro- You is one sexy rater I tells you. wink
Rave Luki- I love this girl's personallity, online and off. Much love girlio. heart wink
.AzN.pAndA. - If I was a lesbian, I'd be her stalker. ninja
Jaidi- The shexiest girl with cornrows I've ever seen. heart
PinkieSwear- Because her avvie is shmexy.
cupcake46- She is the sex irl.
cantaloupe- Because she made a sculpture of me out of string cheese, and kisses it 5-6 times every day
The Surgeon's Hawt list:
for people who are almost shmexy.
Kt-Chi- she had my ten children. I luv her. heart
Dark)Calibur- He's advertising for meh.
evilvampenguin- because she's not shmexy.
Pugnacious Banana- Just look at him. He reaks of hawtness
XxTeh_SekzxX- he dances.
Meekoh- He's my brother, so that makes him hawt. Because he's related to me.
The Thread can be seen here: Jael's Shmexy List
And yes, I do accept bri-donations.
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