If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I'm sure you've come to one conclusion.......apparently you're going to hell.
Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking X
Guitar Playing X
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage X
Showing Bellybuttons X
Girls Showing Their Knees X
Girls Showing Their Elbows X
Girls Wearing Tight Pants X
Girls Wearing Miniskirts X
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing X
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage X
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having a**l Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) X
Being Selfish X
Playing Sports XC is my life
Women Working X
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT X
Associating With Hollywood X
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll X
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic X
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) X
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet X
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future X
Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.
The only one not there will be Micah.
So i am going to hell about 21 times over!
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