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Be Entertained By My lack Of Politcal Correctness // ♥
Tired of the lack of brainpower in the popular girls who say 'like' 9,0000 times a second? And are all blond, blue eyed, evil looking NAZI clones? The all wear the best and beautiful brands, and s**t? They've gotten a make-over.
"We're Popular, we all have a shared mind, one mind that blinds us, one mind that finds us and in the darkness binds us," all speaking at the same time, "And the, like, we can go get shoes at the mall. HEIL HITLER!"
"Pay-less Pay-less Uber Alles, Uber Alles in Dem Welt!"
Just imgine, hundreds of clacking high heels, in the malls, the stores. Hundred of high pitched giggles, going after the newest fashion!
"Uber Alles!" Clack. "In Dem!" Clack. "Welt!" Clack, clack, clack, clack.
"Seig!"
"Seig Heil Payless!"
"Seig!"
"Seig Heil GAP!"
"Seig"
"Seig Heil OMGOSH I BROKE A NAIL!" One high pitched scream raises above the rest. . .
All pause, to turn on the imposter. . .
"KILL THE JUDEN! BEAT HER WITH YOUR SHOES!"
"IEEEE NOOO! I AM NOT A JEW! I SHOP AT MACEYS!"
"HER NAILS ARE BRITTLE LIKE THE JEW! SHE MUST COLOR HER HAIR! BEAT HER! BEAT HER PLASTIC NOSE OFF!"
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