Joe (eep!)
Nick:
Kevin:
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So we finally go to their house. "ZOMFG! This place is HUGE!" I shouted. "That's what I said" said Nick. The three of them began walking toward the door. I was still staring, open-mouthed, at the house. "Hey, Kelsey!" Kevin said. I stopped abruptly and looked at him. "Yeah?" I replied. "You comin or are you just gonna stare at the house all day?" He asked. I laughed. "I'm coming." I told him and followed them inside. "Hey, do you guys like video games?" I asked. "Yeah" they all replied. "Do you have a GameCube?" I asked. "Yeah," they replied. "What games do you have?" I asked. "Well, we have a lot. We can go look at them." Joe said. "Race you upstairs" I said and darted for the stairs. Joe, Nick, and Kevin all raced me, but, of course, I won. "OH! Would you all like some ice for that burn?" I bragged. They just laughed. "Let's go look at the games now. Soooo....where is the room?" I asked. "This way," said Nick. He, Joe, and Kevin all led me to a room with a HUGE flatscreen TV. "That thing is GINORMOUS (sp?)" I said. "Let's look at those games," Kevin siad. "Okay!" I agreed. The first game I saw was Mario Kart. "OMG! I BEAST at that game," I pointed out. "So so I," Nick challenged. "You wanna go, Nick" I challenged him back. "Yeah, I wanna go" he replied. "Okay," I said. "If I win, I get to boing your curls." "What?" he asked. I pulled on one of his front curls, DVR!!!*pause* gently people. I would never hurt him. If I did, I would be like:
gonk :gink: NICK! I'M SO SORRY! OMG!!!!!!*play*
and it bounced for about a second. "Woa," I said and looked at my hand. "what?" he asked. "You have really soft hair," I said and looked up. Joe and Kevin busted out laughing. So did Nick. "That was really random" he siad. "I'm WAY more random than that, yo." I told him. "Anyway, let's play Mario Kart so a can torch your a**." I said. "You're on" Nick replied. We played for a while and I beat him, of course. "OHHHH!" I shouted. "Hotwheels! Beat that!" I said and slapped myself on the butt. They all laughed. "I don't see what's so funny..." I said. "nevermind" Joe siad. "Syooooo, what should we do now?" I asked. "You beat Nick , so you get to boing his curls" Kevin reminded me. "Oh yeah!" I said. I went over to Nick and boined his curls while making sound effects. Then the doorbell rang. "OMG! Company!" I shouted and ran toward the door. I looked out the window. It was Miley. The boys came down and Nick asked, "Who is it?" "It's Miley" I said in dark tone. "Why'd you say it like that?" Joe asked. "Oh, no reason" I said sweetly and smiled. I moved from the door and Nick let her in. "Hi Miley" I said and waved. Nick gave her a kiss on the cheek and Joe rolled his eyes. I tapped Joe on the shoulder and beckoned him down to my hight. "Why are you rolling your eyes?" I whipered. "I don't relly like Miley" he whispered back. "Oh my God! I don't either." I whispered, "I think she's a b***h" Joe held back laughter. "why?" he a whispered. DVR!!!! *pause* while I'm having my whisper conversation with Joe, Kevin and Nick are talking with Miley. Just letting you know. *play*
"Because she's ugly. And I think she's cheating on Nick" I told him. "what?" he asked shocked. "Yeah, she was texting Fergie's boyfriend on a plane. I got the print out at my house. She said: Would you let me lick you all over. and he was like: I would do anything just to feel you on top of me." I told him. "Oh my God" He said, "we gotta tell Nick" "Yeah," I said. "but we gotta figure out a way to make her admit it to him. I know he won't believe us if we jsut tell him." After our little talk we joined Kevin and Nick in the conversation with Miley. "Who's this?" she asked. "My name's Kelsey. And you're whor-*I stopped myself*-Hannah f**-*I stoppedmy self*-Montana." I said. "You can just call me Miley" she said and smiled. "Okay!" I said and smiled a fake smile back at her. DVR!!!!*pause* hold on I have to put this on here:
Oh my GOD! I love that! and this:
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"GOD!" I shouted. "What is it?" Joe asked. "I have Love Stoned by Justin Timberlake stuck in my head." I told him. "Okay..." Joe replied. "buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Those flashin' lights come from everywhere. The way they hit 'er I just stop and stare. She's got me love stoned from everywhere she's bad and she knows, I think that she know-woas!" I sang while I danced like a freak. "That was interesting..." Kevin said. "Interesting is too vague of a word. Because you could go up to a clown on the street and be like 'You are really interesting!' or you could go up to a hobo on the street and be like 'You are reaeeelly interesting...'" I said. "Deep thinker aren't ya?" said Miley. "Yeah. sure, whatever." I said. DVR!!!!*pause* I know this whole DVR thing is getting really annoying, I just have something to say to miss Whorebag Fagtana:
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I decided to let Miley hang out with us. Mostly because I wanted her to admit she was cheating on Nick. After a couple tries, Joe had givin up but I hadn't. We were hanging out in the living. Which was huge jsut like the rest of the stuff in their house. I decided I would text her. I sent her a text message that said:
I know what you're up to. I won't tell Nick because it's not place. But you have one hour to tell him before it does become my place. Got it?
When she got it, Nick looked over to see what it said, but she closed her phone, so he could't. He seemed a little shocked by this, but he got over it. Miley looked directly at me, and I smiled and waved. She knew it was me. But she wasn't going to tell anyone because I sent her another text. This one said:
Tell anyone it's me and I'll kill you.
She glared at me again. I just smiled and waved again. "Hey, Kelsey. Can I talk to you alone?" she asked me. "sure." I said and followed her to the kitchen where we could not be heard. "What secret do you know?" she asked. "well, it's definatly not that you're Hannah Montana." I replied. She glared at me again. "What is it? Seriously." she asked. "I know you're cheating on him. I know why. Because you're a whore, and Nick is just too good to have sex with you, ya b***h." I told her. "How'd you know I was cheating on him?" she asked. "Ah-ha! so you are!" I said. "How'd you know?" she asked again. "I know everything, beyotch. Now go in there and tell Nick the truth. If you really loved him you wouldn't have done this in the first place. And if he were to find out any other way it would just hurt him even more. Now, go!" I said. She looked at me for a while. She knew I was right. "GO!" I told her. It made her jump, then she went back to the living room. I followed her and sat down next to Joe because he gets much luff. "Nick. Can I talk to you alone?" She asked. "Sure." he said and folloed her to the kitchen. After a couple minutes, Nick came back to the living room, really depressed and we heard the front door open and close. Miley was gone. For good. Nick sat down on the couch. "You okay?" I asked him. "Yeah. A little shocked. But I'm okay." he replied. "Do you wanna be alone?" I asked. "No, I'm good" he replied. "Would a hug be sufficeint?" I asked. He looked up at me. "Yeah, it would." he replied. I gave him a long hug. "See? Hugs make everything better." I said. He laughed. "Yeah," he said. Then I woke up and my dream was over. It was a good dream though, wasn't it?
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