Missletoe Mishap
It was the time of the year in the 13th division when everyone celebrated Christmas. However it turns out to become very twisted.
Kekoa, a red haired girl, began decorating the office with all sorts of christmas decorations. A purple haired boy was trying to tug in something ,too large to fit through the door. The boy growled in frustration and pulled out a hankerchief from his pocket. He covered the tree with it, and the tree suddenly disappeared and reappeared in the office, standing proudly. The boy glowed with triumph and stuffed the hankerchief back in his pocket. An albino-looking girl just rolled her eyes at his 'supposed' victory before turning her attention to the book she was reading. "Hikaru, you should at least finish your job instead of gloating on about a useless trick." The white haired girl stated, quietly. Hikaru's 'moment' was quickly crushed at the girl's harsh words. "You don't need to be so mean about it, Yuki." Hikaru said, with his head facing the floor. He walked over to a table, full of food and beverages. He swiped a mug of eggnog and chugged it all down in one gulp. Hikaru hated it whenever Yuki crushed his happy moment. A blue haired girl brought out a first aid kit and noticed the confused looks she was getting from everyone. "Just in case Hikaru gets a heart attack from all the eggnog." The blue haired girl, Mai, answered to their unasked questions. Hikaru took another swig of eggnog. He walked up to Mai and gave her a small creamy white puppy with a cerulean ribbon tied around it's neck. "Thank you so much, Hikaru. I'll name him Alpine." Mai said to Hikaru with a smile gracing her face. Hikaru's face was turned the opposite direction, his cheeks were tinted a rosy pink. "It's nothing." He mumbled. Mai just kept on smiling and placed Alpine on her head. Kekoa was beginning to get annoyed by Hikaru's lack of help. "Enough with the sappy stuff." She said, irritably. Kekoa snatched Akira's 'bag of wonders' from a purple haired girl's hands. Akira was Hikaru's twin sister, and was suprisingly the eldest of the two. Akira's bag was very unique. The bag had anything you can think of, except a kitchen sink. No wait, it had that too. When Hikaru wasn't looking, Kekoa used the rope to tie Hikaru against a tree. "Now that's better." She smiled at a job well done and proceeded to finish up on decorating. Hikaru struggled to get out of the binds. Yuki looked up from her book and smirked at the sight. A missletoe was hanging right above Hikaru. The boy would be in hysterics if he found out and that's what she planned to do. "Hikaru, just to let you know, there's a missletoe right above you." Yuki pointed out. Hikaru's expression was priceless. His red eyes widened an inhumanly amount. His mouth gaped open. Yuki couldn't help but chuckle. Mai thought this might be her chance, but she didn't want to risk it. Yuki sighed. She placed her book down and walked over to Mai. She shoved Mai right under the missletoe with Hikaru. Inwardly, Mai was jumping with joy. She had to make sure to thank Yuki later on. Hikaru let his head drop. 'You can always count on Yuki to make your day worse.' He thought to himself. "All of you enjoy tormenting me don't you...." Hikaru muttered. "Yes, I do enjoy this." Yuki answered. Mai took a deep breath and leaned in to kiss Hikaru. Their lips were about to touch............when all of a sudden, Alpine slipped of her head and landed in front of her face. Mai ended up kissing Alpine's butt. "EWW!!!" She began to wipe the fur off her mouth. Yuki sighed again and grabbed Mai's head. She then pushed her head foreward, making Mai kiss Hikaru right on the lips. Mai suddenly began to laugh. There was still fur in her mouth, but now it was in Hikaru's. Hikaru quickly spit out the fur and gagged. He hung his head down, hiding his face. His face was as red as a tomato from embaressment. It was too bad he couldn't leave this stupid place because Kekoa just had to tie him to a tree. "..How is it that...Hikaru got his first kiss when I'm older..." Akira muttered to herself. " I can't believe you call yourself the elder sibling since you can't even act your your own age." Yuki answered to Akira. "Can this day get any worse? First, I got tied to a tree, then got kissed but Butt Hair Girl." Hikaru moaned. "You could be kissed again." Yuki pointed out. A devious look glinted in her eyes. Hikaru's eyes widened again in pure horror. "I'LL PASS!!!" He yelled as he struggled to get free. Yuki hoisted Alpine up and made its mouth touch Hikaru's. She smirked as she said. "There, now you have your second kiss stolen from you as well." Hikaru spitted out the nasty dog slobber and shouted. "What the hell!?" Kekoa sighed at the helpless Hikaru. She untied Hikaru from the taut ropes. As soon as the ropes were loose on him, Hikaru sprinted off to the door. When he left, everyone could hear his voice echoing loudly "YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING CRAZY!!!!!" Silence followed afterwards. "I LIKE PIE!!!!" Akira shouted out for no reason what so ever. Everyone sighed at Akira's randomness. They then exchanged presents and didn't care at all that Hikaru wasn't there.
And this is how their Christmas ended up. I really would hate to see the other 364 days with these mental kids. Oh and if you're wondering what happened to Hikaru, he was never seen again.....Just kidding. The last time he was seen was when he was in the North Pole, bugging the heck out of Santa Claus. He was running for his life away from the 13th division and thought that might have been the safest place. No one knows what had happened afterwards, but I do. Hikaru was given a job in order for him to stay in the North. He now had to scoop up reindeer droppings for the rest of his cruddy life.
Don't ask.... stare ....I was bored
<span id="test17220905">. . .</span><br/><div id="post17220905" style="display:none; margin-right:75px;"></div>It was the time of the year in the 13th division when everyone celebrated Christmas. However it turns out to become very twisted.
Kekoa, a red haired girl, began decorating the office with all sorts of christmas decorations. A purple haired boy was trying to tug in something ,too large to fit through the door. The boy growled in frustration and pulled out a hankerchief from his pocket. He covered the tree with it, and the tree suddenly disappeared and reappeared in the office, standing proudly. The boy glowed with triumph and stuffed the hankerchief back in his pocket. An albino-looking girl just rolled her eyes at his 'supposed' victory before turning her attention to the book she was reading. "Hikaru, you should at least finish your job instead of gloating on about a useless trick." The white haired girl stated, quietly. Hikaru's 'moment' was quickly crushed at the girl's harsh words. "You don't need to be so mean about it, Yuki." Hikaru said, with his head facing the floor. He walked over to a table, full of food and beverages. He swiped a mug of eggnog and chugged it all down in one gulp. Hikaru hated it whenever Yuki crushed his happy moment. A blue haired girl brought out a first aid kit and noticed the confused looks she was getting from everyone. "Just in case Hikaru gets a heart attack from all the eggnog." The blue haired girl, Mai, answered to their unasked questions. Hikaru took another swig of eggnog. He walked up to Mai and gave her a small creamy white puppy with a cerulean ribbon tied around it's neck. "Thank you so much, Hikaru. I'll name him Alpine." Mai said to Hikaru with a smile gracing her face. Hikaru's face was turned the opposite direction, his cheeks were tinted a rosy pink. "It's nothing." He mumbled. Mai just kept on smiling and placed Alpine on her head. Kekoa was beginning to get annoyed by Hikaru's lack of help. "Enough with the sappy stuff." She said, irritably. Kekoa snatched Akira's 'bag of wonders' from a purple haired girl's hands. Akira was Hikaru's twin sister, and was suprisingly the eldest of the two. Akira's bag was very unique. The bag had anything you can think of, except a kitchen sink. No wait, it had that too. When Hikaru wasn't looking, Kekoa used the rope to tie Hikaru against a tree. "Now that's better." She smiled at a job well done and proceeded to finish up on decorating. Hikaru struggled to get out of the binds. Yuki looked up from her book and smirked at the sight. A missletoe was hanging right above Hikaru. The boy would be in hysterics if he found out and that's what she planned to do. "Hikaru, just to let you know, there's a missletoe right above you." Yuki pointed out. Hikaru's expression was priceless. His red eyes widened an inhumanly amount. His mouth gaped open. Yuki couldn't help but chuckle. Mai thought this might be her chance, but she didn't want to risk it. Yuki sighed. She placed her book down and walked over to Mai. She shoved Mai right under the missletoe with Hikaru. Inwardly, Mai was jumping with joy. She had to make sure to thank Yuki later on. Hikaru let his head drop. 'You can always count on Yuki to make your day worse.' He thought to himself. "All of you enjoy tormenting me don't you...." Hikaru muttered. "Yes, I do enjoy this." Yuki answered. Mai took a deep breath and leaned in to kiss Hikaru. Their lips were about to touch............when all of a sudden, Alpine slipped of her head and landed in front of her face. Mai ended up kissing Alpine's butt. "EWW!!!" She began to wipe the fur off her mouth. Yuki sighed again and grabbed Mai's head. She then pushed her head foreward, making Mai kiss Hikaru right on the lips. Mai suddenly began to laugh. There was still fur in her mouth, but now it was in Hikaru's. Hikaru quickly spit out the fur and gagged. He hung his head down, hiding his face. His face was as red as a tomato from embaressment. It was too bad he couldn't leave this stupid place because Kekoa just had to tie him to a tree. "..How is it that...Hikaru got his first kiss when I'm older..." Akira muttered to herself. " I can't believe you call yourself the elder sibling since you can't even act your your own age." Yuki answered to Akira. "Can this day get any worse? First, I got tied to a tree, then got kissed but Butt Hair Girl." Hikaru moaned. "You could be kissed again." Yuki pointed out. A devious look glinted in her eyes. Hikaru's eyes widened again in pure horror. "I'LL PASS!!!" He yelled as he struggled to get free. Yuki hoisted Alpine up and made its mouth touch Hikaru's. She smirked as she said. "There, now you have your second kiss stolen from you as well." Hikaru spitted out the nasty dog slobber and shouted. "What the hell!?" Kekoa sighed at the helpless Hikaru. She untied Hikaru from the taut ropes. As soon as the ropes were loose on him, Hikaru sprinted off to the door. When he left, everyone could hear his voice echoing loudly "YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING CRAZY!!!!!" Silence followed afterwards. "I LIKE PIE!!!!" Akira shouted out for no reason what so ever. Everyone sighed at Akira's randomness. They then exchanged presents and didn't care at all that Hikaru wasn't there.
And this is how their Christmas ended up. I really would hate to see the other 364 days with these mental kids. Oh and if you're wondering what happened to Hikaru, he was never seen again.....Just kidding. The last time he was seen was when he was in the North Pole, bugging the heck out of Santa Claus. He was running for his life away from the 13th division and thought that might have been the safest place. No one knows what had happened afterwards, but I do. Hikaru was given a job in order for him to stay in the North. He now had to scoop up reindeer droppings for the rest of his cruddy life.
Don't ask.... stare ....I was bored
