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I was just walking along the streets in the city one day, when I saw a Waffle robbing an old lady... but then I saw a lovely hat in a window of a store. I said, "Wow what a hat! Should I buy that hat? Nah... yes... no... maybe..." Then I checked my wallet for cash. I had 24$ in there. I saw the hat was... Oh god. I remembered the Waffle robber. I looked over to the robbery and saw the robber running away. I ran over to the old lady and she said, "Help! Somebody stole my purse!" HOW ORIGINAL! I ran after the robber. I spiked my adrenaline. I was catching up to him! He turned into an abandoned warehouse, and I followed. When I was in there, I stopped and looked around. IT WAS PITCH DARK! I walked slowly in and tripped over a chair. I got back up and looked around again. I thought there would be light from the door that I left open... *slam!* Oh. I looked around AGAIN and ran over to the door. I tryed to open it, but it was locked, OF COURSE. A light went on in the middle of the warehouse. I turned around to see 10 Waffles staring back at me. I was grabbed by two waffles that I thought weren't behind me. They pushed me into a chair and tied me up! One of the goons looked at me. He spoke some foreign language. It sounded like.. "ugoogen usmagin yugo." I blinked. What the hell was he saying? I gave him a confused look. He smacked me in the face and yelled, "Ugoogen usmagin aga pancakes!" I replied, "What?" He stared at me wide eyed, sighed and shook his head. He yelled, "Toosk!" Another Waffle came up to my interagator. "Rugoscla watasuk oogin?" He said to "Toosk", "Goho yug raoosk." Toosk noded. He walked in front of me and said, "Where are the Pancakes?" Sheesh at least it was freakin english! "I'll never tell you!" I yelled back. He hit me in the face. "wug jigg lim ti gag uwat." My other interogator nodded. One of the Waffles shoved a bag over my head. I was dragged out of the warehouse into a car. Of course I couldn't see, but I could hear it. After about an hour or so, couldn't really tell, I arrived at... somewhere. I got dragged once again. It was really getting old. I got sat in a chair and the bag was tooken off my head. I was faced with a grinning Toosk. "Hey, hellboard." I was shocked. "Is it really you?" He touched his body. "Gee, I don't know, is it me?" He untied me. "Those ropes were tight." I said. "Well, if they weren't tight, wouldn't you escape?" "I guess so." I replied. "Now how do we get out of here?" He gave me a shhhh sign, followed by a follow me sign. I followed him towards the back door. He opened it a creak. He went over and got the ropes. "Your going to have to put these ropes back on if we want to escape." I sighed, "Fine.." He tied me up and went outside. I was shocked. This was the Waffles Headquarters! There were Waffles EVERYWHERE! We walked over to a Waffle-truck. We were stopped by a Waffle guard. "Ooga schlee roog wa eeg uj ma?" the guard said. "Goh yuga roog wa mey supa weega." The guard nodded. We got in the truck..... and an alarm sounded! We were screwed! "DRIVE, DRIVE!!!" I yelled. He slammed the pedal. We drove off so fast, we got whiplash. We heard gunshots. THEY HAD GUNS! AND THEY WERE SHOOTING AT US! We drove all the way until they weren't anymore gunshots. He dropped me off at Pancake Headquarters. "Thanks." I said. "Oh, theres no need to thank me. After all, you are the leader of the Pancakes." he replied. "Well thanks anyway... Danicus." After all that action, I felt really tired.... but I didn't go to sleep. I went back to the city. I walked along the streets and went into a store. I came out and said, "Wow... this is a great hat!"
And that is the story of how I was captured by Waffles.