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I'm here today with Klintan and we are going to review G.L.

"Klintan? What would you give the game's entertainment value?"

"2.5/10. It's kinda fun for the first few levels and thats about it."

"Yes, folks, the game is quite tedious, collecting stuff from repeating mazes OVER AND OVER. Klint, how bout' the graphics?"

"Well, it's a 64 game, so I'll be nice. 5/10. It still could use work though. Maybe 6/10."

"Yes, for a 64 game it was an 8/10 for its time, but due to new gaming technology, 64 bit is of the past. It's an eyesore if played for too long. How bout replay value?"

"-999999999999/10. IT'S SO LONG, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO REPLAY IT ANYWAY? THE LEVELS ARE SO LONG, I COULDN'T STAND JUST PLAYING ONE OF THEM AGAIN!!!!"

"So you heard him folks, a High replay value. How's the multiplayer?"

"Eh, I'm gonna say 4/10. More people means less exp for one guy, less items, less everything. So you have a bunch of weak people instead of one strong nearly invinicble one."

"Pretty harsh. And sound?"

"About 7 for sound effects, 5 for voice, and 2 for music. Sorry, but its WAY to repetitive."

"FOOD IS GOOD! (inside joke) And lastly, how's the games plot B?"

"There's two plots!? (just me being dumb) Well, its about a 3. The story is that some wizard got attcked by some demon and lost his power. GET IT BACK. KILL WIZARD. It's like a NES plot."

"I never did get that. How can he be locked in his own tower and not move EVER, and still be alive for, like, weeks on end? How did all those warriors get there?"

"Wait..I said kill Wizard. Thats what we WANT to do. I meant kill Demon. ANYWAY, it because he's MAGIC. DUH!!!!"

"And on that note, GAUNTLET Legends is a solid 3/10."