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Shounen yo jashin wo Idake...

Young man, embrace your wicked heart.
survival guide against ninjas *results may vary*
yeah i know pretty funky title but since everybody seems to love ninjas here might as well tell you what to do against ninjas if they choose to kill you.

section 1: about ninjas

ninjas are ninjas. they sneak up on you, thow shurikens at you and occasionally create shadow clones, breath fire at you, or summon a giant snake to gnaw at your balls. the most important thing is that ninjas like to use stealth to kill people, say like hiding in a veil of mist then killing you. destroy their stealth destroy the ninja. unfortunately they're masters of ninjutsu, taijutsu, genjutsu, and the occasional kenjutsu (forbidden techniques) so you're gonna get pwned either way. but by being able to see the ninja you have practically a 5% chance of surviving an onslaught of ninjas... ok maybe one ninja, against an onslaught you have no chance.


Section 2: removing a ninja's stealth

this is the first step of evading a ninja. if you achieve this then you have that 5% chance of survival. if you believe that a ninja is following you check for some sure signs like:

1.) theres a puddle on the ground but there is no storm cloud or sprinkler within 12 feet. that is a sign of a ninja from the hidden mist village

2.) a sudden veil of mist surrounds your area, blocking your view. either an actual mist or Kirigakure no jutsu (hidden mist jutsu)

3.) a bush is where there aren't suppose to be bushes. ninjas aren't that stupid only noobs are. that is a trap the true ninja expects you to investigate the bush then throw 25 kunais and shurikens at you while he hides on top of a tree or building

4.) you get pummeled by birds that turn into shurikens. thats just harry pottor messing with your mind... NOT! a ninja uses genjutsu to weaken you then kills you.


All of these steps except step 4 describes example signs of a ninja in the shadows.
#4 only tells the consequences of what happens when you don't watch out. the overall message is clear look for something out of the ordinary, it might-- just might--not making any promises-- be a ninja... but not likely... or is it?


a.) once you've located signs of a ninja lurking about, trying to kill you find ways to bring him out to the light, be it using ninjutsu, shoving a tree, or setting a trap. of all these setting a trap is the most useful. the ninja can waltz right into it and find himself stuck in a tree. unfortunately you're gonna have to better than that. if you're setting a trap (i don't care how you do it just make sure it can save your life) set up a counter trap, as ninjas will most likely skip past the first trap and land into the next. if the'yre using genjutsu to hide themselves from your view release it by severing your chakra temporarily from your brain. as you need high intelligence to do this idiots are a goner (with an exception of naruto... sort of he fell in to the same trick twice) once you bring out the ninja he will be prepared to attack so be careful on my next entry i will tell you what to do against a ninja attack






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tsunede
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commentCommented on: Fri Jul 27, 2007 @ 11:42pm
um... i'm not sure i learned anything (but what do i know? i just read it blank minded! lol) great entry though.


commentCommented on: Fri Jul 27, 2007 @ 11:50pm
ah its too long im not even gana reed it lol twisted



Rykuson
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