How to sacriface a young moose to Satan.
First of all, you have to go and fetch yourself a young moose (older ones are quite troublesome). After you do so beat the moose with a stick (or a gun. Just don't shoot the beast) until it falls unconscious. When you are done with that you must draw a 1 meter 34 senimeter and 44 millimeter pentogram (or a Jewish Star) and place pink candles on each end of the star UP SIDE DOWN. Do not light the candles. Then go to a store and buy some rice and marbals, but be quick with all of this for you do not want the young moose to wake up. When you are back sprinkle some uncooked rise and marballs around the star (carfull, do not fall) After you are done with these steps you must go and steal your next door neighbor's prised possesion and place it in the middle of the star (Again, you must be fast about this, the moose might wake up.) Now that you have all of this done you must place the moose inside the star and get on top of the moose. You must focuse on what you want the most, in this case you want to sacrifice a young moose to Satan, and then you must do a river dance (on top of the moose) while chanting: "Go hitler, Go Hitler, Go Hitler, Go Hiltler, SATAN! Hitler, go Hitler....ect" for 666.2 seconds. After you are done with this you can do what ever you want with the moose, for Satan took it soul!
Nazii Muffins Community Member 
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