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Okay....after you get past the starcraft commands, and you read....then you get to laugh...
Some people will not understand this at all...so don't worry about it...



Guess what! The muffin man is coming.... ninja And you don't want to be here when he comes...but that reminds me of the cookie stalker who should be watched for very carefully, here is a poster:

WANTED

COOKIE STALKER

@_@ <---PICTURE OF STALKER

SEEN GETTING COOKIES FROM ALL KINDS OF PLACES FROM PEOPLE HE'S NOT STALKING! HE MUST BE STOPPED!

So...if you see the cookie stalker please call this number...

1-800-ZERATUL and he will be on the cookie stalker's tail as soon as you can get an operator to listen to you...they'll think you're crazy...but don't listen...you're only insane, and should be sent to the place with the white walls and straight-jackets. Where the men in the white lab coats will not let you do any of the crazy stuff that you want to, and that's where you'll get to see what I mean when I tell my story about the crazy lab...

They wouldn't let me have the pink pills! I wanted the pink ones! But they gave me the blue ones anyway! Man! I let them have it! Then...the pills made me feel happy and I didn't feel like killing them for not giving me the pink pills anymore, it turned out to be an okay day...but I still want the pink pills! They have so many colorful pills they won't notice if I just steal a few bottles of the pink pills...right? Great! Then let's go! You're going to help me steal the pink pills! Come on! Come on! I just want you to help me break into a highly secured building where there are lots of people with guns for self-defense to shoot people like us! Nothing dangerous I swear! Just a bunch of people with tazers and things...but if you can run really fast they shouldn't catch you! Okay, it's decided then...let's go!

And so...just call 1-800-ZERATUL if you see the cookie stalker...thank you and good day.

Oh, and don't forget...I'm calling you bright and early to come and help me get the pink pills! Dawn okay? heart