I work in a customer care call center for a cell phone company and most every call I get is crap and I want to go a-sporkin-someone-in-the-eye after it. Well, I had one that I actually really really liked!
I had this elderly couple that were calling in about their son's phones. During the ENTIRE call, the mom was trying to set me up with her sons. Note: I live in Kansas and they all live over in Virginia. Here was her sell on her sons:
"My boys are over six feet tall, and have gorgeous blonde hair and vivid blue eyes. Their muscles make Vin Diesel's look wimpy! You should date them! They've got great smiles and cute butts!"
rofl
I got the pleasure of talking to one of the sons because I had to get his permission to go over his bill with his parents and I had to comment on his mom trying to set me up with him. I knew he was blushing when he said, "Heh, sorry about that. She does it to everyone."
The dad was was a little more straight forward in questions he asked me--but he picked on his wife a lot in a loving way and she came right back with some zingers:
"Well I'd put my wife on the phone but I doubt she'd fit."
"You barely fit on it yourself tubby!"
When/If I ever get married, I hope me and my husband are like that when we're old and senile!
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