ARGH! Sometimes Jasmine makes me so mad! She's, like, totally all jerkish and like, "Oooh, I'm a Junior, you're just a Freshman." So yesterday was her last Study Hall EVER, and she was totally rubbing it in my face! Ah! I could just scream! And I'm going to be stuck in stupid Mr. Zachary's Study Hall for the another two years! He's, like, a total pothead of a teacher, and to top it off, he totally sits all the girls right in front of his desk and stares at their boobs! No matter how hot it gets in that classroom, I will never, ever take off my sweater! Ever!
Okay... calm, Daffodil. Practice your yoga breathing technique. In, out. Okay, I'm like, WAY better now. So today marked the last day of school before finals week, and I like knew I totally had to make a lasting impression on Joss (dreamy history class boy with the totally cool lip ring) so I wore my adorable black mini skirt and my The Who shirt, so I was totally giving off this awesome "punk but not lame-o modern punk" vibe. So then when we had some free time at the end of class, I totally made my move.
I got up from my desk, and walked over to wear he was sitting, making these awesome designs on his hand with this Sharpie, and I was totally like, "Hey, sign my yearbook," all cool and nonchalantly, and he was like "Uh, okay. You sign mine, too, I guess." But I totally knew was what he really meant to say was, "Daffodil you're so hot, but I'm like way to shy to ask you out. Is it okay if we just sign yearbooks and pretend this sexual tension between us doesn't exist?" It was so awesome!
Oh, and after school, after Jazz stopped watching Ninja Warrior (I swear, she's like addicted to that show. Don't try to talk to her while she's watching or you might, like, lost an arm) I was channel surfing and came across this weird A&E special about Meth. It was called "A Matter of Life or Meth" which is a really hokey title, but the show was really creepy! They had all these like, recovered meth addicts, and they set up a mock meth lab, and all sorts of creepy stuff. I'm like, never, EVER doing drugs.
Did you know meth is made from cold medicine?
Good night!
Daffodil
Jasmine Perishing Community Member 
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