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Father - Snooks - Nursie(maid)
Father: Snooks ,Look that the mess in your room. the lamp is broken ,ink on your bed ,the window is smashed. Did you do this?
Snooks:Nope.
Father biggrin ont look at your feet snooks, Look into my face and answer me. Who made this mess?
Snooks: Nursie did it.
Father: Why snooks, you know nursie is off today.
Snooks:yeh- but she came back and done it. i seen her daddie
father: you did huh. Well why is your dress covered in ink?
snooks:she spilled ink on me too daddy,
father:snooks, you know that nursie went out of town this morning to see her sick sister. she couldnt have came back
snooks:i forgot. she did it yesterday.
father: yesterday the room was perfectly normal. now snooks, tell me the truth. how did this mess happen? why did you break that lamp?
snooks: on the account of 3 rattlesnakes.
father: what 3 rattlesnakes?
snooks: what did you say daddie?
father: you said you had to break the lamp on the account of 3 rattle snakes
snooks:yeah daddie, they came into my room and i killed them.
father: snooks, you know your not telling the truth
snooks: well, maybe there was only 2 rattlesnakes..
father: now listen snooks. ive had enough of this. I want you to tell me the truth. you understand? the truth! the truth!
snooks: what did you say daddie?
father: if you tell me the truth you wont be in truble. Now promise me you wont fib any more.
snooks: awight daddie.
father: now how did this happen?
snooks: i took out the ink bottle to write a letter and a big lion jumped in through the window and scared me.
father: a lion jumped through the window?
snooks: yeah thats how the window broke.
father: even if a lion did jump through the window ,why did the pieces of class fall on the outside?
snooks: well the lion jumped in backwards.
father: go on
snooks: so i ran into the corner and there was 4 lions. and they all jumped on me daddie.
father: and then waht happened:
snooks: i got killed.
father: really. Snooks, i dont know what to do with you. will you ever tell the truth?
snooks: ill tell you the truth daddie.
father do you promise ?
snooks: cross my heart
father: alright then. now how could you tell me such stories? you never even seen a lion.
snooks: i did so daddie
father: where did you see one?
snooks: Mrs. Smith has one next door and thats the one that came in.
father: mrs smith has a lion? you know very well thats nothing but a little yellow dog. now i want you to kneel down and pray for forgiveness for telling so much fibs.
snooks: awight.
father: thats it. pray to the lord to make you a honest child
snooks: awight. im finished daddie.
father: did you pray?
snooks: uh huh. and the lord said "i forgive you miss snooks. the first time i looked at that yellow dog ,ithought it was a lion too."
- Title: Baby Snooks
- Artist: cathaleen
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- Date: 10/07/2009
- Tags: baby snooks
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Comments (3 Comments)
- B0NNlE - 10/09/2009
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LOL
funny! - Report As Spam
- cathaleen - 10/07/2009
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father: you said you had to break the vase on the account of 3 rattle snakes
i was thinking of getting a new vase - Report As Spam
- cathaleen - 10/07/2009
- the father said dont look at your feet snooks, Look into my face and answer me. Who made this mess?
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