• Sharon Stone was sitting on her bed, eyeing the man in her room.
    "You want this?" she asks.
    He replies "Oh yeah. 3nodding "
    He gets on Sharon Stone.
    Turns out Sharon Stone's thing was the Gates of Hell.
    The man gets sucked in, breaking his back in the process.
    His feet touching his head, he looked like a ragdoll.
    He flies past a panda, but the panda is too busy eating bamboo to notice that the man needs SEVERE MEDICAL ATTENTION. wahmbulance

    After a while, he flies past a space shuttle, which he weakly grabs on to.
    Holding on to the space shuttle for his life, he passes by a Scyther, lots of computers, and David Bowie.
    He flies out of her vajayjay and the space shuttle breaks all the walls, because in the end, it's a frickin' space shuttle flyin' out of some chick's business.

    Lying in a bloody puddle, the man is crying. crying
    Then Sharon Stone leans over him. "You still want this?"
    " crying crying Yeah." says the man. "Just... just sit on me or something."

    "Any way you want it, that's the way you need it." are the lyrics to a song by Journey.

    What Sharon Stone actually said was "Aww yeaaah."
    She sat down on himand then he realized what he had done.
    "Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!" yelled the man as he flew through the alternate dimension once more, never to come back.
    "Another victim." said Sharon Stone with satisfaction.