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PROFILE UPDATE~~<3 (finally)
Kay's.
Yes, Jai has turned from China. And I'm turning communist. .___.
Everything was all superb there...except for one let-down.
ALL THE HOT PEOPLES WERE EITHER OLDER THAN ME (by like, 5 years) OR THEY WERE CHICKS.
TT__TT I fell in love with two happy peoples in the beginning of the first semester only to discover that they were females who acted/talked/dressed/looked like sexy men. My life is barren.
What I have learned from my experience:
1.) Ivy league grad. students teaching can make one see how idle his or her mind has been.
2.) The chinese peoples' stomachs are made of steel, iron, and any kind of metal that is resistant to everything except King Crabs.
3.) Math teachers from Turkey are better than Asian ones.
4.) NEVER. I MEAN NEVER. Ever try out for the cheerleading team, regardless if the principal told you that they don't support "short skirts, pom-poms, and stupid". They lie.
5.) Respect the shrill-voiced Japanese school girls. Apparently, the laws of climate vs. human body tempurature does not affect them; miniskirts (8 inches above knee) can be seen on them even in blizzards, typhoons, and really cold weather. (This is an UNDERSTATEMENT)
6.) Pole-dancing can be fun. (If not forced, which I was).
7.)All dogs in China have rabies.
8.) Never start a convo with Asian hobos. They'll stalk you in a limping fashion.
9.) Beware of the weather in China. Rain might potentially cause hair loss. Snow will burn both skin and clothes.
10.) The most useful skill in China: Bargaining. Screw modesty, niceness, and all that kind, warm-hearted stuff. The Chinese sure don't care if you're a saint or not. Whatever the price, cut it to half.
11.) (Sorry Phookie-chan) Korean males are ugly. 90% smoke and the remaining 10% look like hamsters.
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Anyways, Nya~~!
......
I dunno what to say. >__<
Lets see...
I plan to have an onigiri partayy every Friday from now on.
Requests for Onigiri flavor- just post it on the comment box.
Ohohohoh! I'm gonna go ta Carisle for nerd camp this summer.
Session 2, Existentialism. <333
Yeah, so now, along with Logic and Philosophy, I can prove that you don't and do exist at the time same with impunity. >:3
Gtalk- Mireimi@gmail.com
Ya know where ta find me~
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Nya~
For those who don't know me well enough...
-I'm young.
-I am a girl. I tend to crossdress though. Deal with it. Please. -I asian.
-Jab me in the waist and I will make a funny sound. But I will also then most probably b***h-slap you and/or bite. Please. Hesitate.
-Almighty Baka-Dono is still training me in the art of sarcasm...seriously...not only is laughing taboo in China, but Sarcasm apparently share the boat.
-I think Nerd Camp (John Hopkins University, Center for Talented Youth) is heaven on earth. Anyone who denies it shall dream of mushrooms and eggs. Nya~
-Friends=Luff, Emo Wannabe=Ebilness, People=Ew. (Kiddin'~!)
-I can probably prove or disprove any theory regarding philosophy, existance, and the like. Try me, I beg you~!
And...thats it.
Ohohoh!
I procrastinate.
Alot.
I even procrastinate on procrastinating. > <;
~Just another Lie
~Just another Illusion
~Just another Day
~Jai<3
Interpretations~
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-I am a girl. I tend to crossdress though. Deal with it. Please. <//3
-I asian.
-Jab me in the waist and I will make a funny sound. But I will also then most probably b***h-slap you and/or bite. Please. Hesitate."
OMG. THIS DESCRIBES ME PERFECTLY RIGHT NOW.LMAOOOO
especially that last one OTLLL
lol
juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust kiddddddddddddddding!!
and btw
at lunch dont let sean sit next to me!!!
u need to warn me first!
so i can move away!